Monday, August 31, 2009

A Winner In Our Bad Parenting Contest

For our contest on bad parenting advice for new daddy Gavin Richardson, the winner is Bro. Dave:

Hold a contest and allow complete strangers to name your next child!

His prize is to name Gavin's next child, as well as mine. That's two names, unless the unlikely occurs and Gavin and I have a child together. But I digress. Dave, claim your prize.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Benjamin Wiker's 10 Books that Screwed Up the World and Five Others That Didn't Help

I'm considering reading Wiker's book, in which he lists fifteen books that he thinks created or spread poisonous ideologies that have only harmed humanity. Here are those books with what appears to be (at a very quick glance) Wiker's primary critique.

1. The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli. The author advocated that leaders divorce themselves from moral standards.

2. Discourse on Method by Rene Descartes. The author introduced subjective epistemology.

3. Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes. The author argued that there is no inherent morality, only cultural standards.

4. Discourse on the Origins and Foundations of Inequality among Men by Jean-Jacques Rousseau. The author argued inequality was natural, inevitable, and therefore acceptable.

5. The Manifesto of the Communist Party by Karl Marx. The author created Communism. 'Nuff said.

6. Utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill. The author reduced human needs and desires down to only physical considerations.

7. The Descent of Man by Charles Darwin. Using naturalistic reasoning, the author created the moral foundations for the oppression, enslavement, and genocide of undesired peoples.

8. Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrick Nietzsche. The author argued that concepts of good and evil, especially Christian ones, were irrational.

9. The State and Revolution by Vladimir Lenin. The author starkly explained the evils necessary to create a Communist utopia.

10. The Pivot of Civilization by Margaret Sanger. The author argued for eugenics.

11. Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler. (Self-explanatory -- I hope).

12. The Future of an Illusion by Sigmund Freud. The author argued that religion is an illusion caused by certain misdirected psychological needs.

13. Coming of Age in Samoa by Margaret Mead. The author used false data to argue that sexual licentiousness was healthy.

14. Sexual Behavior in the Human Male by Alfred Kinsey. The author created a study that would normalize his own profoundly deviant sexual behavior.

15. The Feminine Mystique by Betty Friedan. The author disguised herself as an ordinary suburban housewife when she was actually a radical socialist activist.

What would you add to the list? What books do you think have been especially ideologically destructive?

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Weekend Music Blogging: "Highly Illogical" by Leonard Nimoy


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No one can belt out the tunes quite like Mr. Spock.

HT: Topless Robot

Friday, August 28, 2009

Defeating the Ku Klux Klan with Love, Humor, and Courage


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This awesome video is an interview with Johnny Lee Clary, a repentant former KKK leader who was charmed into peace by a pastor and NAACP leader Wade Watts. HT: Boing Boing

The Final Episode of Reading Rainbow Will Air Today

After 26 years of encouraging children -- including myself -- to read, the PBS show Reading Rainbow ill come to an end:

"Reading Rainbow taught kids why to read," Grant says. "You know, the love of reading — [the show] encouraged kids to pick up a book and to read."

Linda Simensky, vice president for children's programming at PBS, says that when Reading Rainbow was developed in the early 1980s, it was an era when the question was: "How do we get kids to read books?"

Since then, she explains, research has shown that teaching the mechanics of reading should be the network's priority.

"We've been able to identify the earliest steps that we need to take," Simensky says. "Now we know what we need to do first. Even just from five years ago, I think we all know so much more about how to use television to teach."

Research has directed programming toward phonics and reading fundamentals as the front line of the literacy fight. Reading Rainbow occupied a more luxurious space — the show operated on the assumption that kids already had basic reading skills and instead focused on fostering a love of books.


Here's the opening sequence:


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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Question of the Day


What is your favorite Jimmy Stewart movie, and why?
It's a Wonderful Life
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Rear Window
Winchester '73
Bend of the River
The Man Who Knew Too Much
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
How the West Was Won
The Cheyenne Social Club
Harvey
  
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Bad Parenting Advice

Three years ago, when Jeff the Baptist was about to get married, I held a contest to see who could give him the worst marital advice. The comments are filled with unhelpful suggestions.

Now that Gavin Richardson is a first-time daddy, I'd like to hold a similar contest. What is the most ill-conceived and poorly-reasoned parenting advice that you can offer Gavin?

The winner gets to name Gavin's next child, as well as mine.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

25 Steps to a Better World

Hugh O'Neill has an article in Men's Health in which he proposes 25 simple (but sometimes impossible) ways that the world could be improved. Clever, witty, and funny at times. A few samples:

2. Carpentry, plumbing, and electrical courses would be mandatory for all boys in middle school.

10. Men would be permitted to admit uncertainty, and women would find this hot.

11. Movie reviewers would be forbidden to call a flick the funniest movie of the year until the following year.

18. Parents would strive to give their children self-reliance instead of self-esteem.

What would you add to such a list?

Via TigerHawk

Monday, August 24, 2009

Twisted Disney Princesses



I like artist Jeffrey Thomas' twisted sense of humor.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Sarah Palin's "Death Panels"

I was vaguely aware of this debate, but wasn't following it closely. After all, I had more important things to do. I had tentatively concluded, from secondary sources alone, that Sarah Palin had grossly distorted HR 3200's provisions on advanced care planning. But prompted by a comment thread at Jockeystreet, I have dug into the text of the bill and compared it to Sarah Palin's comment.

It's fair to call Palin's statement a lie:

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

The bill contains a provision for government regulation of advance care planning and it mildly incentivizes the practice. But there are no panels which determine whether or not an individual should die, nor is the individual's value to society measured and weighed as part of that panel's deliberations.

At that point, Palin is simply horrendously wrong about the bill. What makes her statement transcend from wrong to lie is her use of quotation marks. Who is she quoting? It's not clear, but their presence and placement within the post suggest that she's quoting the bill. She's not. Those words and and phrases do not appear anywhere in the bill. And to suggest that they do is a lie.

Palin's follow-up post is more reasonable and quotes the bill. But it is directly at odds with the wild and baseless allegations that she made in her initial post.

There are good reasons to oppose HR 3200. Imaginary death panels determining whether very sick or disabled people live or die is not one of them.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Question of the Day

What is your favorite John Wayne movie?
Stagecoach
The Quiet Man
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Searchers
True Grit
The Green Berets
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
Rio Lobo
The Shootist
  
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How to Seduce Your Wife

So I turned to my wife of nearly six years and said "Sweetie, I love you more than Star Trek."
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I've never been kissed with quite so much passion.

Try it on your own wives and tell me if you get a similar response.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Be Careful What You Ask For

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Transforming Transformers Costume


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You know what's cool? A realistic Transformers costume. You know what's amazing? One that actually transforms between robot and vehicle modes.

HT: CrunchGear

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Saga of the Faroe Islanders

I'm wrapping up reading an English translation of this Old Norse saga. It has been an intriguing read as I've explored the values and lifestyle of this rather foreign culture. What's really interesting is discerning the morays, ethics, and norms of the people who wrote the saga. The hero Sigmund, for example, is a great pirate and converts the Faroe Islanders to Christianity literally at swordpoint. He rises from poverty and slavery to become a great leader and conqueror. Some of these traits a modern American reader would find noble, but others would be considered unacceptable.

Yet I've found that sheer age alone does not necessarily make an ancient work alien. Back in college, I read both Beowulf and Le Morte D'Arthur, and found the latter to far more culturally confusing than the former, though Malory wrote only a few centuries ago.

Pre-modern literature can generally be a tough read because of differing literary and cultural norms, but it can be an informative exercise.

Other than the Bible, what works of pre-modern (let's say pre-Renaissance) literature have you read and enjoyed?

Do You Want to Date My Avatar?


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Whether it's World of Warcraft or Second Life, some of these virtual women are pretty hot. This song, "Do You Want to Date My Avatar?" plays off the phenomenon. Brought to you by The Guild, a webseries sitcom about gamers.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Zombie Song Lyrics

Zombaritaville is a collection of popular song lyrics, rewritten as zombie-themed. Here's Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind":

How many lobes must a ghoul gulp down
Before he eats the whole brainpan?
How many skulls must a sniper nail
Before her rifle has jammed?
Yes, n' how many bites must I take of this guy
Before I've digested his hand?
The zombies my friend, are rippin' off your skin
The zombies are rippin' off your skin

Yes, n' how many folks must cease to exist
Before it's called a "killing spree"?
Yes, n' how many years in this mall can we subsist
'Til we're forced by bikers to flee?
Yes, n' how many towns must shamblers infest
Before they all turn to debris?
The zombies my friend, are rippin' off your skin
The zombies are rippin' off your skin

Yes, n' how many mines must a man blow up
Before the undead subside?
Yes, n' how many bites must our pilot endure
Before he's no longer alive?
Yes, n' how many hosts will this virus infect
Before the plague's spread worldwide?
The zombies my friend, are rippin' off your skin
The zombies are rippin' off your skin


Other songs featured:
"Jack & Diane" by John Mellencamp
"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
"Nothing Compares 2 U" by Prince

HT: Boing Boing

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Hitler's War by Harry Turtledove

I'm really looking forward to the new Harry Turtledove alternate history novel. My understanding is that in it, France and Britain went to war against Nazi Germany in 1938, rather than allow Hitler to conquer Czechoslovakia. Thus Hitler was not as prepared as he would have been a year later.

Here are some other alternate WWII scenarios that I'd like to see:

1. US/UK and USSR go to war in June, 1945.

2. Germany invades Sweden in 1941.

3. Germany invades Switzerland in 1941/2.

4. Germany gains the upper hand in the Battle of Britain and launches Operation Sea Lion -- the invasion of Britain.

How about you? What alternate history scenarios (WWII or otherwise) would you like to see novelized?

Monday, August 17, 2009

The Looming Crisis in Public Defenders' Offices

I listened to this NPR story on the way home from work. It asserts that there's a nationwide problem of underfunded public defender programs. In Detroit, the story's focus, there aren't enough defenders to go around, they're so poorly paid that they attract the least qualified attorneys, and those on staff don't get paid for basic activities related to representing their clients:

Kelly asks him if she should plead guilty. He doesn't tell her what to do, but it's very clear he has little interest in taking this case to trial. Critics of the system say a lot of appointed defenders, at this point, will urge their clients to plead guilty because they aren't paid enough to really prepare for trial. A defender in Detroit receives $180 for a basic full-day felony trial. Eaman says that doesn't even come close to covering trial costs.

"The system does not provide the lawyers with the tools they need to defend their clients," Eaman says. "Investigators are very important, expert witnesses are very important. In an appointed case, you need permission of the court. You don't always get permission of the court, or if you do, you get such a small amount of money that you can't find anybody to do the work for you."

I would gladly pay higher taxes to ensure that this very basic function of government -- criminal justice -- is carried out properly.

Gavin is a Daddy!

Congratulations to Gavin Richardson and his wife Erin on the birth of their son.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan

This book is a YA zombie novel. It is written in the first-person perspective by Mary, a teenage girl who lives in a small Iron Age village. For generations, this village has been surrounded by a remnant of industrial technology: a chain-link fence. It is the only thing that protects it from the Unconsecrated -- the undead who crave the flesh of the living. Mary knows, from legends passed down from generation to generation, that once the living ruled the earth and that humanity was not confined in this enclosure inside the Forest of Hands and Teeth.

She and the other villagers are ruled by the Sisterhood, a female Christian-like religious order that organizes the defense and propagation of the human race. But Mary begins to suspect that the Sisterhood has been keeping secrets about what lies beyond the forest.

The only significant failing of the book is that Mary thinks like a modern teenage girl, not like a person whose entire culture has been isolated for hundreds of years. But as this is a YA novel, that is a forgivable error. All in all, it is a good novel, and the final battle scene was thrilling.

Satan Plays With the Devils

It's true. Pro hockey player Miroslav Å atan has signed on with the New Jersey Devils.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Jim Hance's Star Wars


Artist Jim Hance takes images from classic movies and turns them into Star Wars scenes, such as with this take on Alfred Hitchcock's North by Northwest.

Link via io9

Friday, August 14, 2009

A Word of Advice

Every now and I then, I check to see what search terms are used to find my blog. And sometimes, these are the search strings that I find:

single pastors looking to get married

single pastor that wants a wife

Ladies, gather near and let me impart a bit of wisdom to you:

STOP!

I don't know what rationale is leading you to embark on this search, and I'm afraid to ask. Whatever it is, you need to get off the crazy train before it takes you to your destination. Because if you want to become a pastor's spouse, especially a pastor's wife, you are in need of major therapy or contact with cold, hard reality. And if you're marrying a man because he is a pastor, then you're getting married for the wrong reason; you're making a lifetime commitment based upon a job description, not a relationship.

Just stop, and back away from the computer, and think about what you're doing. If it would help, go to an actual pastor's wife and run your idea past her. Allow her to physically slap you a few times, if necessary. But stop what you're doing. Now.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Civic Involvement as a Parental Duty

In his most recent column, Jonah Goldberg wrote this intriguing statement:

And that’s what I love about dogs. They just don’t care about such things, and they encourage you not to care either — at least while you’re with them. You can’t say the same thing about children, because they grow up and inherit the society we leave behind. Being a good parent requires caring about politics.

Emphasis added. I understand his argument, but I think that it's overstated. It's the same reasoning as Harry Browne's "burning issue trap": that some pressing threat against the common good requires personal sacrifice.

It's possible for one person to have a meaningful impact on public life, but unlikely, and an individual's resources of time, money, and energy are finite. One must spend them wisely.

I'd like to build a better world for my daughter to live in, but I think that my chances of success are extremely low. I can, however, build a better life for her. That lies within my resources; saving the world does not.

So I could, for example, spend a hundred hours writing letters to Congressmen arguing for Second Amendment rights, or I could spend an hour playing with her. The latter is more likely to benefit her than the former.

This is why, though I am very sympathetic to the Tea Party movement, I have not joined any of their protests or made any monetary donations. Because of the unlikelihood that I will effect any significant change on the nation as a whole, any time, money, and energy that I spend on that movement simply deprives my daughter of that same time, money, and energy.

Now if everyone took this attitude, this country would go to hell in a handbasket very quickly. But I'm not trying to be everyone; I'm trying to be me. I'm not trying to determine how everyone should live; I'm trying to determine how I should live. I'm not trying to make my daughter's future world a better place; I'm trying to make her individual life a better one to live. And I think that therein lies my true parental duty.

Dulce et Decorum Est

Last week, Harry Patch, the last British soldier of the First World War, died. Roy Hattersley wrote this moving tribute:

For most of his life he had chosen not to talk about the blood and mud of France and Flanders. Then, as his years drew to a close, he began to bear witness to the sacrifice of his fallen comrades and he became the embodiment of the most famous line of First World War poetry: “At the going down of the sun ... we will remember them”. The memories were proud, clear and untainted with anger. He mourned the death of the Germans, against whom he fought, as well as the loss of the men with whom he had stood shoulder to shoulder. The schoolchildren, who were his favourite audience, were not urged to rejoice in victory or glory in triumph. Harry Patch preached the gospel of reconciliation.

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Since Harry Patch fought at Passchendaele — official estimate of losses after four months, 244,897 killed, wounded and missing — we have changed some of our ways. Mostly, the changes have been for the better. In Harry Patch’s war thousands of deaths were reported each day as a matter of course. Now we rightly mourn, and question, every loss. Again the poetry tells the story of the gradual change in attitude. In the Second World War, both the false romance and the very real bitterness of 25 years earlier was replaced by an admirable practicality. “Better by far, for Johnny the bright star/ To keep your head and see his children fed.”

HT: Samizdata

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

My Current Read: The Saga of the Faroe Islanders

I am currently reading an 1896 translation of the Faroe Islanders' Saga, an Old Norse saga written around the year 1200. It tells the story of the settlement of those islands, first settled by Irish monks in the 6th Century and by Norwegians in the 9th Century. It is a tale of violence, commerce, and adventure. Here's a selection:

A little while after this Hafgrim left home, and there went with him six men and Guðrið his wife. They took a boat and fared to Sandey, where his kinsmen Snæulf dwelt, the father of Guðrið his wife. When they reached the island, they could see no one out of doors on the farm, nor any one out on the island. Then they went up to the homestead and into the house, and there they found no one. Then they went into the hearth-room, and there was the board set out, and meat and drink on it, but there was no one to be found, and they wondered at that. They stayed there that night, but next morning they made them ready to leave, and rowed away along the island. Then from the other side of the island there rowed out to meet them a boat full of people, and they saw that it was yeoman Snæulf and all his household. So Hafgrim rowed towards them, and greeted Snæulf, his father-in-law, but he answered him not a word. Then Hafgrim asked him what counsel he would give him on his suit with Breste and his brother, so that he might win honour by it. Snæulf answered him: "It is ill-done of thee," says he, "to have meddled without a cause with better men than thyself; but ever the lowest lot fell to thee. ""Methinks I should get something better than blame from thee," says Hafgrim, "and I will not listen to thee. "Then Snæulf snatched up a spear and cast it at Hafgrim, but Hafgrim covered himself with his shield, and the spear stood fast in it, and he was not wounded. So they parted, and Hafgrim fared home to Southrey, and was ill-pleased with his luck.

A Fantastic Commercial


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AdFreak suggests that this commercial might be the best of the year so far. It's for Johnny Walker brand whiskey, and traces the history of that brand in one long, continuous take for six minutes. Unless there clever and hidden special effects, actor Robert Carlyle had to have, and did, flawless timing.

HT: TigerHawk

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A Star Wars Zombie Novel

Beyond awesome. Star Wars and zombies? Mix in Monty Python and I'm in heaven. Gentlemen, I present to you Death Troopers by Joe Schreiber:

When the Imperial prison barge Purge–temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves–breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict, and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back–bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine.

And death is only the beginning.

The Purge’s half-dozen survivors–two teenage brothers, a sadistic captain of the guards, a couple of rogue smugglers, and the chief medical officer, the lone woman on board–will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer amid its vast creaking emptiness that isn’t really empty at all. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.


HT: Double Plus Undead

Monday, August 10, 2009

The Ballad of G.I. Joe



A touching song about the inner lives of G.I Joe characters. Featuring Cobra Commander disco dancing and Shipwreck watching The Wonder Years.

HT: Topless Robot

Question of the Day


Do you see yourself as a Hank, a Dale, a Bill, or a Boomhauer?

Sunday, August 09, 2009

My Current Read: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen

I am presently reading the restoration of Jane Austen's classic work. Unfortunately, when Jane Austen tried to publish her first zombie novel in 1813, her publisher refused until she removed every iota of the undead from it. It thus became a stripped and empty novel, boring many a high school and college student because it appeared to be merely a tale of upper class twits spending their idle days gossiping and falling in and out of puppy love.

Until scholar Seth Grahame-Smith restored the text from the original manuscript, this tedious babble would have forever blighted Austen's reputation. Now we have Pride and Prejudice as it was originally intended: a tale of expert warrior women, cutting a path across zombie-infested England while falling in and out of puppy love with upper class twits.

Here's a selection:

As she pronounced these words, Mr. Darcy changed colour; but the emotion was short, for Elizabeth presently attacked with a series of kicks, forcing him to counter with the drunken washerwoman defense. She spoke as they battled:

"I have every reason in the world to think ill of you. No motive can excuse the unjust and ungenerous part you acted there. You dare not, you cannot deny, that you have been the principal, if not the only means of dividing them from each other."

One of the kicks found its mark, and Darcy was sent into the mantlepiece with such force as to shatter its edge. Wiping the blood from his mouth, he looked at her with a smile of affected incredulity.

"Can you deny that you have done it?" she repeated.

With assumed tranquility he then replied, "I have no wish of denying that I did everything in my power to separate my friend from your sister, or that I rejoice in my success. Toward him I have been kinder than towards myself."

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Best Love Letter Ever

What woman wouldn't swoon if she received this touching note?

Link via Geekologie

Bedtime Stories

Thursday, August 06, 2009

More Ruminations on How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World

Two months ago, I read Harry Browne's How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World, a long out-of-print work of pop philosophy, once prominent in libertarian and objectivist circles. I often find myself thinking about Browne's ideas, many of which are unsound (e.g. his consequentialist morality), but others which seem rather revolutionary to me. Not that he is the first to espouse them -- but that they seem particularly insightful to me at this time.

Browne is principally concerned with the mental 'traps' that people find themselves in. These are self-imposed and inaccurate limitations that people maintain in their minds, like the proverbial elephant held in place by a weak chain.

The identity trap is the belief that you must be someone other than yourself; that you must adopt and conform to pre-existing identities, rather than invent one of your own. I remember as a young man identifying with geek subculture and intentionally trying to develop a taste in anime, which was much in vogue with local geeks. It never took, no matter how much money I spent. There are other, more serious identities that I have tried to nurture: American, Christian, evangelical, librarian, among other masks that I have wished myself to have and to project. But I don't have to impress anyone. I can just be myself.

The morality trap is that I must conform to an externally-provided moral code, instead of creating my own. No one has authority to dictate my moral code to me. I reject all authority over my life, for I am a sovereign individual. This was quite a reversal for me, for the "spiritual formation" processes of ministry and seminary directly taught and advocate submission to earthly authorities as a lifestyle. Richard Foster's discipline of submission is a good example of this line of thought. I'm contemplating Harry Browne's book in this very manner. Instead of thinking "How can I let this wise person influence and mentor me?", I'm asking "What's good in here? What's bad?" and tossing out the bad without a second thought.

Which brings us to one of the government traps; that there is a moral duty to obey the law -- any law. Browne rejects this notion, and so do I. The law and morality may overlap, but nothing is morally mandatory simply because it is legally mandatory, and vice versa. I might obey the law because it is moral, or I might obey it because I fear the consequences of disobeying it, but I need not obey it simply because it is the law. Now this is a trap that doesn't really effect me, as I had no plans to break any laws. This was not a barrier that ever really existed in my mind, as I never strongly attributed morality to government. But Browne explained clearly what was for me hazily intuitive.

A fourth trap was the unselfishness trap -- that I have a moral duty to help others. Now I think that Browne goes too far on this one, but it is helpful that he attacks selflessness at the conceptual level. It is a critique that, to my knowledge, does not exist outside of objectivism, and all assumptions should be questioned. I still think that it is good to be generous to those in need, if for no other reason than an awareness that at some point, each of us is flat on his back and in need of a hand up (which I suppose is not really an argument for selflessness, but selfishness). So I'm unsure of what to make of this trap, but for the moment, I think that it's important that when I am selfless, it is because I desire to do so, not because I feel a moral duty imposed by others to do so.

Related to this trap is the burning issue trap/utopia trap, which is that there is some immediate social, moral, political issue which requires collective action and sacrifice in order to make the world a better place. I don't think that there is. Right now, I think that I'll take care of myself and my family, and let the world burn down around me, if need be. This is because I'm not convinced that there really are any hobgoblins to fight (to apply H.L. Mencken's perspective more broadly). Also, as Browne points out, crusaders tend to end up exhausted with little to show for it. Certainly I have spent much of my life in various causes, and have not accomplished much, for myself or anyone else.

Browne's insight was that there was no issue or cause greater than himself. I like that idea. Browne takes it too far. In his desire for 'freedom', he abandoned his wife and, worse, his daughter. I see myself as obligated to my wife, as I chose to marry her, and to my daughter, as I chose to bring her into the world. And, for that matter, neither have ever acted in a way unworthy of my obligation. So I would tentatively say that there is no cause greater than myself and my family, which is a far smaller circle of obligations than I have ever imposed on myself than before.

I may occasionally talk about political issues here, and at other fora. But I'm very intentionally avoiding any movements because my focus should be on myself and my family, and nothing else. I do not give money to any cause nor march in the streets for any controversy.

Now let's flip the concept of 'obligation' on its head and proceed to another trap that Browne describes: the rights trap. This was particularly hard for me to accept (although the first time I read it, I knew that it was true) because it was very counter to how I have envisioned the world as long as I can remember. What Browne means is this: rights don't exist. At all. You either have something, or you don't. If someone steals the fresh milk bottles off your porch in the morning (Browne wrote this book a long time ago when there was still home milk delivery), you may get angry at the thief. You may deliver eloquent speeches from your front porch about the evils of thievery, and how this person has violated your right to property. But none of this will bring your milk back.

Having a sense of one's rights necessarily brings one into unhappiness because one cannot always take and hold those rights. Here's a personal example: I think that the Church has wronged me, and therefore must compensate me in various ways in order to have me back. This is a different statement from saying that I think that the Church has wronged me, and therefore must compensate me for its violation of my rights. I can write long, angry speeches, letters, or blog posts about the wickedness of the Church, and incessantly present demands to the Church about its obligation to pay me back, and harangue Church leaders to repent, but none of these things will actually result in justice. The Church is very unlikely to respond to anything other than force, and as I have no force to bring to bear, I'm better off trying to avoid getting suckered in the future, rather than demanding that the world conform to my view of my rights. Now if I ever, say, acquire pictures of Bishop Timothy Whitaker having sex with a chimpanzee (especially a male chimpanzee) then I would have some force to offer and could probably extract said compensation. But I can't even envision a scenario in which that would happen.

You have what you have because you have it, not because it is your right to have it. You can get what you can get not because it is your right to get it, but because you can get it. 'Rights' have nothing to do with reality.

Wheh! That was a long explanation. But that's because my mind has long been attuned to issues of right and wrong, nobility and wickedness, and just and unjust causes. It's part of my personality.

Lastly, there is the despair trap. Browne writes about how to find freedom in an unfree world. It'd be nice if each of us could be completely free from all impingements upon our freedom to rule our own lives. But this is pretty much impossible. Browne himself admits that he is not completely free. But he writes that a lot of people, because they cannot be completely free, do nothing to become freer. Because they cannot have perfection in this life, they do not try for improvement. For example, a person may feel crushed by a poisonous marriage and a toxic job, but because she does not think that she can be free of both of these problems, she does not to relieve herself of one of them. The hypothetical perfect becomes the enemy of the realistic better.

That's what I'm trying to do: become freer. I'll graduate from seminary in December (I'm in now only because I'll bump up on my employer's payscale when I graduate; enough money to make it worth my while). I intend to celebrate, in traditional Asbury Theological Seminary fashion, by getting roaring drunk. I may even get out my hookah and smoke some tobacco. I may not become completely free in December, but I would have crossed one master off my list. And that's a damn good thing.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Atticus Finch, Moral Failure

Malcolm Gladwell has a fascinating article in The New Yorker in which he argues that Atticus Finch, the hero of To Kill A Mockingbird, was hardly a paragon of virtue. Gladwell asserts that Finch's legal defense of Tom Robinson discreetly urged jurors to substitute their racial prejudices for their classist prejudices and that he was far too tolerant and accomodating of racist attitudes. Gladwell compares Finch to postwar Alabama Gov. "Big" Jim Folsom, who not as ruthlessly white supremacist as many of his contemporaries, but was inadequate in his willingness to fight for justice:

Finch will stand up to racists. He’ll use his moral authority to shame them into silence. He will leave the judge standing on the sidewalk while he shakes hands with Negroes. What he will not do is look at the problem of racism outside the immediate context of Mr. Cunningham, Mr. Levy, and the island community of Maycomb, Alabama.

Folsom was the same way. He knew the frailties of his fellow-Alabamians when it came to race. But he could not grasp that those frailties were more than personal—that racism had a structural dimension. After he was elected governor a second time, in 1955, Folsom organized the first inaugural ball for blacks in Alabama’s history. That’s a very nice gesture. Yet it doesn’t undermine segregation to give Negroes their own party. It makes it more palatable.

Gladwell has a point, but I think that the critique is a little harsh. As a (fictional) man living in that era, he was, relatively speaking, a saint. And as an attorney, he was obligated to defend his client to the best of his ability. To make the hypothetical perfect the enemy of the realistic good is to reject any incremental progress.

HT: The Agitator

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Choose Your Own Apocalypse

How will the world end in the immediate future? Slate has a both serious and fun look at this question, allowing users to suggest up to 5 of 144 possible problems that could bring about the end of America and/or the world. These include alien invasion, a swine flu epidemic, and Vermont achieving independence, among many other options.

The application focuses primarily on the United States and its demise, but many problems you could throw into your chosen apocalypse would impact the entire world (e.g. asteroid collision).

I chose Alien Invasion, 2012, Obesity, Cell Phones, and Grey Goo as the most likely causes of the end of the world.

What nightmare scenario do you choose?

Article Link

Monday, August 03, 2009

Old Geezers and Technology

The younger you are, the more you tend to be an early adapter of newer technologies. So Jeff the Baptist got to wondering what future technologies his kids might berate him about not adapting:
  • Jeez dad, why do you keep using these old mp3 players? Don't you know everything's on audio crystals now?

  • I know. My dad is still listening to music with his ears. I keep telling him he can get it piped straight into his audio center in higher fidelity now. Especially with his hearing.

  • Well he probably refuses to mindjack onto the connected global consciousness anyway.

  • Yeah, my parents will only get on using a hardline. I keep telling them that the info cloud is subspace accessible now, but the idea of instantaneous high bandwidth connectivity inside their heads freaks them out. They still make me talk to them with words! It takes me forever to tell them anything! Like whole minutes even!
Heh. I can imagine my little girl saying one day "Dad's so slow. He can only play two video games at once."

Sunday, August 02, 2009

More by Antonia Griva

Artist Antonia Griva, whom I profiled on Thursday, emailed to ask that I post two more works by her. Well, sure, Antonia. I'd be glad to:




The latter makes me think of this painting by Tamara de Lempricka, though I'm not sure why.

My Current Read: Go Directly to Jail: The Criminalization of Almost Everything edited by Gene Healy

This book is a few years old, but from what I've read, it's still accurate. Criminal law, both federal and state, now reaches into every aspect of a citizen's life. Healy of the Cato Institute responded by editing a volume of essays which address how regulatory power has expanded, and regulatory violations have been turned into crimes.

The authors describe how this threat to the republic emerged and make recommendations on how to remedy this potential calamity. Here are some of the problems that they've pointed out by this point in my reading:


1. The enactment of tens of thousands of criminal laws by regulatory agencies to cover activities that would normally be unregulated, or punished by torts, rather than by prosecution.
2. The promulgation of laws so numerous and so vague that lawyers, let alone laymen, cannot discern their meaning.
3. The elimination of the legal principle of mens rea -- that a person must have evil intent in order to have committed a criminal act.
4. The reduction of Fourth and Fifth Amendment protections for violations of regulatory law.

The authors illuminate Ayn Rand's dire warning:

There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.

The Politics of Philosophical Destruction

A nasty, vicious smear Immanuel Kant by the attack dogs at the Friederick Nietzsche campaign:


But I gotta say, Søren Kierkegaard's is even worse:


When will our philosophical debating system be free of this pernicious hatred? Why can't civic leaders debate their metaphysics without resorting to ad hominem attacks?

Via The Corner

Saturday, August 01, 2009

The World is a Better Place Because of Engineers

I think that we should all take a moment to give thanks to the engineers in our lives, without whom we would not be living in this modern, technological paradise. Truly, we live in an age of marvels because a whole segment of the human race has devoted itself to making scientific advances useful. For example:

The iBum Chair


Problem: photocopiers are expensive, uncomfortable, and generally can’t support the weight of an adult human. So photocopying your butt is an exceedingly difficult and potentially dangerous process.

Solution: a chair with a built-in photocopier that will automatically take pictures of your butt.

Next example:

The bikini that dissolves in water

I don't think that I need to explain the utility of such a garment. It's quite obvious.

And for these feats of technology -- and countless others -- we have engineers to thank.

So take a moment to thank the engineers in your life for what they do. Jeff the Baptist, Keith Taylor, Dad, thank you for making the world a better place.

Cows with Guns by Dana Lyons


[YouTube Link] A song about the coming armed bovine revolution. HT: Hit & Run