Wednesday, March 31, 2010

If You Meet the Incredible Hulk on the Road of Life, Kill Him

Tibetan artist Gade has created depictions of the Incredible Hulk, Ronald McDonald, Batman, and Mickey Mouse as the Buddha, in the traditional style of his homeland. From the museum exhibiting his work:
Gade points out "In most people's minds, Tibet is an ancient, mysterious and exotic place. The notion of 'Tibet' is a conundrum. When outsiders actually visit Tibet, especially Lhasa, they get culture shock when they see all the pop culture, fast food, rock music, Coke and beer, brand name clothing, Hollywood movies, the nightlife scene, etc. I think Lhasa ought to be renamed Lhasa Vegas."

Paintings from his 'New Buddha Series' and his 'Diamond Series' reflect this culture shock with images of such American iconic pop figures as Mickey Mouse, Spiderman and the Hulk appearing in the centre of traditional-looking works. Gade points out that these figures show up in every corner of the earth. "When I visited a tiny village called Pazi at the base of Mount Xishabangma (8,102 metres) in the Himalayas, the kids there had backpacks with Mickey Mouse on them, and were drinking Coca Cola. That made me realise the incredible power of those ubiquitous emblems of Western culture and Western values."

Video Game Tactile Interface Vest

University of Pennsylvania graduate student Saurabh Palan has developed a tactile interface vest for video games. If you get wounded in a game, you feel a little bit of the sensation. The technology allows for a variety of different simulations, including gun shots:
We wanted to simulate the gun shot such that it feels almost real but without causing any harm or long term injury to the user. This part proved to me much more tedious then it seems. It was really difficult to imagine how gun shot really feels like. Searching for people who have been shot and are absolutely fine about describing it was proving to be next to impossible. Internet surfing only gave us information that the gunshot is actually felt a few moments after you have been hit and the area around the shot either has a burning sensation or becomes numb. Also the brain slowly becomes numb or dizzy due to loss of blood.

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God Mode = Socialism


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President Obama has a few things to say about the new video game health care bill.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Question of the Day

What science fiction universe would you most like to live in, and why?

Students Develop Computer Game Operated by Eye Movements for the Disabled

Students at Imperial College London have created an open source version of Pong that can be controlled with just eye movements.
This could allow people with severe mobility disabilities to play video games:
To play the game, the user wears special glasses containing an infrared light and a webcam that records the movement of one eye. The webcam is linked to a laptop where a computer program syncs the player’s eye movements to the game.[...]

One of the major benefits of the new technology is that it is inexpensive, using off-the-shelf hardware and costing approximately £25 to make. Eye movement systems that scientists currently use to study the brain and eye motion cost around £27,000, say the researchers.

You can view a video about the project at the link.

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Thwarted!


Click here to see the sentry.

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Classic Arcade Game Sound Sculpture


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Artist Steve D'Angelo made this sculpture that brings back all of the push button goodness of classic arcade games. It's so accurate that you even have to pay a quarter to use it.

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Technically Accurate Legend of Zelda Cosplay


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Batman Has a Drinking Problem


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Ah, beer -- the cause of, and solution to, all of a crimefighter's problems.

Monday, March 29, 2010

What's Your Sci Fi Blind Spot?

Mark Bernardin asks:
Never seen an episode of Star Trek? Never read any Philip K. Dick? What's the one hallowed piece of the science fiction firmament you've never seen or heard or read? Don't be embarrassed; we've all got one. At least.

Well, I guess that I'll get the confessional rolling: I've never seen a single episode of Battlestar Galactica. Or even a clip. By that I mean the new version. And I've only seen a few episodes of the classic series, and not since I was eight years old.

There. Now it's your turn.

Previously on The Zeray Gazette: A Shocking Admission

He's Got 99 Problems But a Jedi Ain't One


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[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son's next rebel hero
But I'll be Sith forever
I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I'll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke
Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain't no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor's safe, cause...

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo's a coffee table
There's nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
He's on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine's smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don't fight your destiny
Wasn't a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you
Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister
You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again
Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star's generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime's gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire's through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned

The Gamers: Dorkness Rising


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Somehow this rather promising feature-length film about gamers had escaped my attention. It is apparently a comedy about a role-playing game session, with the action splitting between the players and their characters.

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Tron, Saul Bass Style


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Saul Bass was a graphic designer best known for animating the openings of major 1960s films, including Psycho and The Man with The Golden Arm. Vimeo user Hexagonall made this opening sequence for the movie Tron, as if it had been made by Saul Bass.

via Miss Cellania

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Writer of Battlefield Earth Apologizes for Movie

The movie Battlefield Earth, based on the novel by science fiction writer/cult leader L. Ron Hubbard, received the Razzie for "Worst Movie of the Decade". J.D. Shapiro, author of the screenplay, has published a formal apology in The New York Post:
Let me start by apologizing to anyone who went to see "Battlefield Earth."

It wasn't as I intended -- promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those.
I've never seen the movie, but I did read about half of the book about ten years ago. I had heard that it was a bad movie -- but "worst movie of the decade"? Now I've got to see it. Anyone can make a bad movie. But it takes special genius to make a movie so terrible that it takes people's breath away.

What, in your opinion, is the one movie that is so bad that it's worth seeing?

via Sci Fi Wire

Sociologist Says that World of Warcraft Informs Us of Future Cultural Conditions

Sociologist William Sims Bainbridge says World of Warcraft has cultural implications beyond the virtual world. From an interview in New Scientist:
In the past, you've done a lot of work with religion. What does religion in WoW tell us about religion in the real world?

The horrendous question that always troubles me is, what if religion is factually false but necessary for human well-being? What does science do then? Could there be some other stage of development in which we express ourselves through a kind of protean self in numerous realities with different levels of faith or suspension of disbelief appropriate to each of them?

That, on a much smaller scale, is what is happening with the fictional religions in WoW. The overwhelming majority of the people that play WoW don't take its religions seriously.

And we actually have good reason to believe that people who play computer games are, on average, much less religious than the average person in society. I tend to think that fantasy literature in general inspires people to believe that the traditional religions are fantasies too.

Maybe we will move to a time when we no longer make a distinction between belief and the suspension of disbelief. The difference between faith and fantasy might not have been very distinct in ancient times, and it's possible that we will move towards a time when instead of religion, people's hopes can be expressed in something that's acknowledged to be a fantasy but also, on some level, sort of real. WoW might exemplify that kind of post-religious future.
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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Eric Cartman on NPR


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Rovner: What sound or noise do you love?
Cartman: The sound of people who I don't like crying.

South Park cartoon character Eric Cartman was interviewed by Julie Rovner on National Public Radio. Content warning: foul language.

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Friday, March 26, 2010

Iron Man Cologne


Smell like Tony Stark.

Maybe I should market a cologne. How many of you sometimes think "I'd like to smell more like John"?

via Comics Alliance

Sci-Fi Superfan Reference Manual


If you're a bit confused by Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, Avatar, and Lost fans, this chart will explain the differences between the species. Pictured above is one small slice of the chart.

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Mediation Counseling for Mortal Combat


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Peacemakers make lousy video games. I'm looking at you, Dan.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Ceci n'est pas un jeu


A Magic: The Gathering card if made by surrealist painter René Magritte by Pedro Fernandez via BoingBoing

Richard Scarry's Children's Books are Very Scary

Do you remember children's book author/illustrator Richard Scarry? I don't recall his Busytown series being quite as terrifying as these delicious parodies.

via Popped Culture

Gandalf After Retirement


One panel of a funny six-panel cartoon.

via Johnny Cat

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Question of the Day

What is your favorite science fiction novel, and why?

Alien vs. Pooh


Here is a well-made retelling of the Pooh/Alien story. You remember that book from your childhood, right?

via Comics Alliance

Apple vs. Predator


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I'm not sure who to root for.

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Gamers and Their Avatars


Photographer Robbie Cooper spent three years taking pictures of online gamers and lined them up next to their avatars. Cooper writes:
In 2003 I was photographing the CEO of a company, when he told me that he used virtual world games to play with his children. He was divorced and had bad access to them, so he would meet them every evening in 'Everquest', where they would play and chat. I asked him, what did they talk about? He told me that they discussed things like homework, school, their mother; the normal stuff of humdrum reality.

His description of this banal but emotionally important exchange, taking place in the vivid fantasy of a game, got me thinking about the nature of the game itself; it's a world of surface appearances and symbols. Within that, their interaction had been reduced to text; it was a technological extension of psychological models -- the imaginary, and the symbolic structure of language.

via GearFuse

Steampunk Stormtrooper Helmet


Artist Brian Rood made a Stormtrooper helmet that was inspired by the steampunk art movement. He's auctioning it off to benefit the Make A Wish Foundation.

via GearFuse

Star Trek Parenting

My daughter is eighteen months old. Her favorite word is "dog". She loves dogs. Whenever she sees one, she gets excited, points, and calls out "Dog! Dog! Dog!"

Sometimes she does this whenever she sees a cat, or a rabbit, or even a squirrel. This is quite understandable: she's generalizing furry, four-legged animals as dogs. Sometimes, however, she does this to people, which was a bit worrisome.

And sometimes she does this when there's nothing to point at. She'll point in the general direction of trees and brush and say "Dog," when there is no dog, or any other animal, present. This vexed me until last night, when I suddenly realized what was going on.

In the pilot episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Benjamin Sisko encounters the beings that the Bajorans call "the Prophets" and worship as gods. They have difficulty communicating with each other until Sisko realizes that he experiences time differently than they do. He lives in linear time -- that is, he experiences one moment of time, and cannot move to the past or the future, except in succession. The Prophets, however, experience all points in time simultaneously; they can be in the past, present, and future, all at once.

So, why does my little girl point at nothing and say "Dog"? It's because she, as a very bright and talented child, is not limited to linear time. She experiences the past, present, and future simultaneously. When she points at what I see as nothing and says "Dog", there was in the past, or will be in the future, a dog there.

Monday, March 22, 2010

The 10 Greatest Movie Fight Scenes


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Caveman Circus has compiled videos of what it considers to be the ten greatest movie fight scenes of all time. Above is a clip of Beatrix's fight against the Crazy 88s gang in Kill Bill.

Which is your favorite?

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Amazing Works of Origami



Artist Brian Chan makes astounding works of origami, including images from comic books and anime. Pictured above is his rendering of Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

via Comics Alliance

Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Man in Red/Man in Green

"The Man in Red" and "The Man in Green/Luigi's Revenge" are two well-written and well-performed songs about Mario and Luigi, respectively, by YouTube user SenorZorro2000. Via reddit.

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The Real Reason Why High Literature Looks Down on Science Fiction


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The Predator on a Penny Farthing



Image by deviantART user via io9. Be seeing you.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

10 Best Alignment Charts


Geekosystem has compiled ten pop culture alignment charts using the Dungeons & Dragons' system. The depiction of 3.5 as Lawful Evil is spot-on.

via Popped Culture

Previously on the Zeray Gazette:
Pop Culture Alignment

A Solution to the Schrödinger's Cat Dilemma


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Elemental Heroes


Heh.

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Beauty Is In The Eye of the Beholder

Mythfits is a webcomic about a passionate love affair between a robot and a unicorn. I've read up to the point where they get shacked up.

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If Super Mario Bros. Had Been Made by Frank Miller

It would look something like this six-panel comic.

via Albotas

Friday, March 19, 2010

Geeky Variations of "Dogs Playing Poker"

Cassius Marcellus Coolidge's iconic images of dogs playing poker (or pool) have captivated audiences for more than a century. They have been oft modified and parodied, including these geeky variations:

Ewoks playing poker by deviantART user IC Kessler.

Ewoks (who fail to understand the wisdom of letting the Wookie win) playing poker by an unknown artist. (via Cool Star Wars Photos)

Cylons playing poker by Anthony J. Cox.

Slivers from Magic: The Gathering playing poker by Tom Jenkot.

Classic horror movie monsters playing poker by Fiona Staples

Modern horror movie monsters playing poker by Ray Frenden. (via SuperPunch)

Wolverines playing poker by Paolo Rivera (via SuperPunch)

Marvel Comics heroes playing poker by Andrea DiVito.

Inuyasha characters playing poker by deviantART user ladybattuosai

Classic Nintendo game characters playing poker by Mike Mitei.

Cartoon sidekick dogs (Muttley, Krypto the Superdog, Dynomutt, and one other) playing poker by Ken Cursoe (via Popped Culture).


UPDATE:

Computer dogs playing poker by deviantART user ~Smaggers. Thanks to Drew Northcott for the tip.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Star Wars as an Icelandic Saga

Jackson Crawford, a graduate student studying Old Norse literature, argues very persuasively that George Lucas lifted the Star Wars story directly from an Icelandic saga. Specifically, it is Tattúínárdœla Saga, which means "The Saga of People of the Tattooine River Valley". Here's a selection of Crawford's summary:
Lúkr is saved from drowning by the intercession of Leia and Hani’s men in the Þúsundár Fálkinn. Following this memorable climax, there is an extended lacuna in the manuscript, and the action picks up again with an episode wherein Lúkr rescues Hani and Leia from the corrupt (and grossly obese) Danish merchant Jabbi, a rather comical figure on the whole, and this entire incident is probably to be reckoned an interpolation from a later chivalric saga. Unfortunately the saga shows its repetitive nature at this point, and we once again learn that Veiðari is building, under the auspices of Falfaðinn, a great ship to be named Dauðastjarna in meiri. At a great feast, Lúkr and Hani swear that they will kill Veiðari and Falfaðinn, burn Dauðastjarna, and conquer Kóruskantborg. Their boasts are considered binding and the sworn brothers lead several warships loaded with men to the position of the Dauðastjarna. There Hani is assisted by what the saga describes as “birnir” (literally “bears,” but in context probably to be understood as “Shetlanders” – the German version confusingly seems to understand these as actual bears) in his great assault on Falfaðinn’s fleet, but Lúkr is captured by Veiðari and brought to an audience with Falfaðinn.

via Miss Cellania

Previously on The Zeray Gazette:
The Saga of the Faroe Islanders

Nintendo's "La Pietà"

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"La Pietà" is a 1499 Michelangelo sculpture of the dead Christ in the arms of his mother, currently housed in St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican. Artist Kordian Lewandowski created this 7-foot high version featuring Mario and Princess Peach out of polystyrene foam. [via Albotas]
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Death Star Watermelon

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Link via technabob

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Worf's Advice on How to Pick Up Women


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I'll try this on my wife tonight.

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What Would Happen if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Actually Used Their Weapons?


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Final Fantasy Theme Music Played by One Guy on Two Guitars Simultaneously


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In this video, the very talented Zach Kim plays the Chocobo theme from Final Fantasy on two guitars at the same time.

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Duck Season! Fire!

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By deviantART user Ben Fleuter, via Awesomesauce

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The 15 Worst Science Fiction Movies of All Time

Tim of Pop Crunch has a list of what he considers to be the fifteen worst science fiction films of all time. Coming in at #5 is the 1998 Bruce Willis movie Armageddon:
Seriously, the histrionic plot is bad enough, but the science of the film is so bad as to make any scientist within a 5 mile radius of a showing to spontaneously combust. They get every possible details wrong—how you would stop an asteroid; what would happen if you put explosives down a shaft in one; what would happen if you split it up; sound in space; gravity; hiring oildrillers for the thing in the first place. Throw in Ben Stiller pretending he can act and Bruce Willis
giving a textbook definition of “phoning it in”, you get an utterly crap movie, of course directed by Michael Bay.

I thought that it was okay, but Tim is correct to suggest that the movie requires simply enormous suspension of disbelief.

What movie would you add to the list? What movie would you remove from the list?

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The Disney Princesses as Sailor Scouts

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deviantART user Manon Yapari made this illustration of the Disney princesses as Sailor Moon characters.
From left to right: Pocahontas as Sailor Pluto, Mulan as Sailor Mercury, Belle as Sailor Jupiter, Esmeralda as Sailor Neptune, Madellaine (HoND II) as Sailor Uranus, Aurora as Sailor Venus, Melody as Sailor Chibi Moon, Ariel as Sailor Moon and Jasmine as Sailor Mars.

via Albotas

Previously on The Zeray Gazette:
Twisted Disney Princesses
The Life of a Disney Princess After Reality Sets In

The Periodic Table of Science Fiction

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TopatoCo is currently selling a poster that breaks down science fiction film and television into its constituent elements. You can view a larger image here.

Product Page via technabob

Monday, March 15, 2010

Connected


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Connected is a post-apocalyptic short film about survival, desperation, and ethics by Jens Raunkjær Christensen & Jonas Drotner.

What are you willing to do to stay alive just a little bit longer?

via Nerdesque | Official Website

11 Clever Mario Creations

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Via Digg, The Huffington Post has a photogallery of rather clever works of Mario-inspired art. They include this work of graffiti that ingeniously made use of street-side drainage pipes to recreate a scene from the game.

Also, again thanks to Digg, I found this picture that imagined Super Mario Bros. as a Grand Theft Auto-type game. Or possibly The Sopranos. I'm not sure, because I've never seen The Sopranos. Is it a good show?

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