tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post5516950258725022226..comments2023-10-31T10:28:50.158-04:00Comments on The Zeray Gazette: Caption ContestJohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04854543617806427302noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-31489288490939439182007-10-29T16:51:00.000-04:002007-10-29T16:51:00.000-04:00Bend it like Beckham, nah Bend it like Jesus!Bend it like Beckham, nah Bend it like Jesus!methodist monkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09969578733912538184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-74614951855269004442007-10-29T06:33:00.000-04:002007-10-29T06:33:00.000-04:00Smith passes to Jones, Jones shoots... but Jesus ...Smith passes to Jones, Jones shoots... but Jesus saves!Jeff the Baptisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13978930508610389584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-91717633255790025652007-10-28T22:33:00.000-04:002007-10-28T22:33:00.000-04:0010 bucks says he makes it...10 bucks says he makes it...revjimparsonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05325772868412506330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-65297849938221840892007-10-27T11:20:00.000-04:002007-10-27T11:20:00.000-04:00"...and Judas, always on the sideline after the 11..."...and Judas, always on the sideline after the 11-man team was fielded, watched as Jesus put the hurt on the Saducees."<BR/><BR/>My immediate thought was "drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life" but alas it was taken!<BR/><BR/>Great blog. I just found you and have enjoyed reading. Keep it up!RonKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17297654202504994941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-39014199862268288782007-10-27T01:43:00.000-04:002007-10-27T01:43:00.000-04:00"Well of course I was going to kick in the winning..."Well of course I was going to kick in the winning goal...would you want to head a ball wearing this crown of thorns?"tom reamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04788146235126327317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-31896594799227047412007-10-26T17:10:00.000-04:002007-10-26T17:10:00.000-04:00In always contemporary ways, Jesus reminds us of t...In always contemporary ways, Jesus reminds us of the goal of the Christian life.Allan R. Beverehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07903011101108437513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-25207807732060476022007-10-26T11:43:00.000-04:002007-10-26T11:43:00.000-04:00Jesus made the goal, but the refs gave him the red...Jesus made the goal, but the refs gave him the red card . . .Matt Akinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12128968098310203472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-51719473544993890492007-10-26T11:40:00.000-04:002007-10-26T11:40:00.000-04:00Doing a bicycle kick before the bicycle was invent...Doing a bicycle kick before the bicycle was invented? Just more proof that Jesus was divine...Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02320909085661919504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-22021350008488117412007-10-26T09:59:00.000-04:002007-10-26T09:59:00.000-04:00too bad the pharisees.. cough: refs! called a pena...too bad the pharisees.. cough: refs! called a penalty on Jesus for a high kick. it was sure to be a sportscenter top play of the daygavin richardsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089190477657027849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-24052446859751792452007-10-26T09:57:00.000-04:002007-10-26T09:57:00.000-04:00Pope Benedict was determined that the new striker ...Pope Benedict was determined that the new striker would help Vatican City win the World Cup this year.Gordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03767921257861340046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-13154755843628402812007-10-26T09:26:00.000-04:002007-10-26T09:26:00.000-04:00Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of lifeE...Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life<BR/>End over end neither left nor to right<BR/>Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights<BR/>Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.<BR/><BR/>Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am<BR/>Make me a piece in your master game plan<BR/>Free from the earthly tempestion below<BR/>I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe...<BR/><BR/><I>Drop Kick Me, Jesus</I> by Bobby BareDan Trabuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14303597141397042669noreply@blogger.com