tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post5908637110067387793..comments2023-10-31T10:28:50.158-04:00Comments on The Zeray Gazette: How Would Star Wars Be Different If George Lucas Was a Methodist?Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04854543617806427302noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-28241971601541821292009-05-21T13:45:47.129-04:002009-05-21T13:45:47.129-04:00Would all the called Jedi be allowed to go to loca...Would all the called Jedi be allowed to go to local school? Or, would the preachers and DS's demand a convuluted process to get in?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-51041464146718793692008-10-08T23:11:00.000-04:002008-10-08T23:11:00.000-04:00Jedi's could choose to be Local Jedi's after doing...Jedi's could choose to be Local Jedi's after doing to License to Jedi school.<BR/><BR/>Probationary Jedi's would shortly be called provisional Jedi's and have to only serve 2 years instead of 3. <BR/><BR/>D(arth).S. Vader isn't nearly as bad as that D.S. I had when I was a Local Jedi...Theresa Colemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12134175277230355640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-59641832966396876402008-10-07T10:51:00.000-04:002008-10-07T10:51:00.000-04:00-When Hans Solo came out of the carbonite freezing...-When Hans Solo came out of the carbonite freezing, he would burst into song, "Once I was blind, but now I see."<BR/><BR/>-The clones wars would have started because Darth Maul fought to allow C3PO & R2D2 to live together. <BR/><BR/>-Obi Wan would have said to Luke, "Use your mind, Luke."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-89141679671213876912008-10-06T23:07:00.000-04:002008-10-06T23:07:00.000-04:00-the attack on the Death Star would have to be del...-the attack on the Death Star would have to be delayed another four years for the next Rebelist General Conference<BR/><BR/>-prominent Empire officials would deny the Virgin Birth of Darth Vader<BR/><BR/>-Obi Wan Kenobi wouldn't have to be killed off, the bishop would just assign him to mentor another young JediAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-55885886689569388932008-10-06T20:57:00.000-04:002008-10-06T20:57:00.000-04:00This reminded me of the site Stuff Christians Like...This reminded me of the site Stuff Christians Like. It was funny and so true.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16372574684055295217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-90667190796843413522008-10-06T18:22:00.000-04:002008-10-06T18:22:00.000-04:00The emporer would spend a lot of time trying to co...The emporer would spend a lot of time trying to convince Luke that he was pre-destined to fail and muttering something about TULIPs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-9309758698267105122008-10-06T18:07:00.000-04:002008-10-06T18:07:00.000-04:00...the Death Star would not be completed due to a ......the Death Star would not be completed due to a shortfall in apportionments!"CAPTAIN DAVE"https://www.blogger.com/profile/06388144575284641351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-65192436890677186852008-10-06T17:46:00.000-04:002008-10-06T17:46:00.000-04:00Jedi's choosing not to believe in the Force, would...Jedi's choosing not to believe in the Force, would lose the Force, but could later in life come back to the Force as if it never had left them, if they chose to truly believe again.<BR/><BR/>PAX<BR/>JDJDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09369664921706836400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-5707132896099780822008-10-06T17:12:00.000-04:002008-10-06T17:12:00.000-04:00there would be enough of the force inside of every...there would be enough of the force inside of everyone to be a jedi if they choose to believe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10760709.post-53010065169982213042008-10-06T16:18:00.000-04:002008-10-06T16:18:00.000-04:00Lucas actually did grow up Methodist.Lucas actually did grow up Methodist.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12096059535148777683noreply@blogger.com