Friday, November 30, 2007

Methodist Pick-Up Lines


  • Baby, you make me feel strangely warmed.

  • I second and refer your motion to the subcommittee of my heart.

  • You send a charge through my conference.

  • And Can It Be that you're single?

  • That Book of Resolutions looks heavy. May I carry it for you?

  • You're the best-looking dish at this potluck.

  • When I look into your eyes, I sense that we are in Full Connection.
Add your own in the comments.

12 comments:

  1. Is it just me, or have you attained perfection?

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  2. Do you want to find out why we were almost called enthusiasts?

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  3. hey, you wanna itinerate outta here?

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  4. Hey, honey, you just met the man who's gonna put some experience in your Wesleyan Quadrilateral

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  5. Your discipline or mine?

    lol@mark winter & andy b

    Someone's got to do something with UMM and Igniting Ministry.

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  6. Oooh, I like the way your year-end reports are filled out.

    So I hear that you're seriously into UMM.

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  7. That dress really shows off your apportionments.

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  8. Hear that? That's the sound of prevenient grace bringing us together.

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  9. I've got an open heart, an open door and an open mind, baby.

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  10. Your name must be Grace, because you're: A. Irresistable
    or B. Amazin'

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  11. Your name must be Grace, because you're: A. Irresistable

    Calvinist!

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