Thursday, March 03, 2005

WeddingBlogging

Jeff has a created a wedding blog to celebrate his upcoming nuptials. Congrats, Jeff.

And now, after fourteen months of marriage, I offer what advice I can on the art of marriage and weddings:

1. Make a habit of frequently nodding and saying "Uh-huh", because you will often find that your wife is talking to you. It's important that it looks like you're listening.

2. It is always a good time to tell your wife that you love her. Always.

3. Women do this laundry thing differently: whites, colors, warm, and cold. Four different loads, sixteen possible permutations. Learn them before you ruin three of Amy's sweaters in one week.

4. If your wife is not a morning person, do not attempt to convert her. Results will be painful (to you).

5. If possible, get a key to the chapel, in case the church custodian forgets to show up on the day of the wedding and let you in.

6. Remember that weird uncle that you met when you were five and haven't seen since? If you don't send him an invitation, he will be very upset with you, and so will your parents who will be scandalized by your insensitivity.

Write your own advice for Jeff in the comments.

1 comment:

Amybear said...

*grins* This was sweet. I actually only do two types of laundry. Colors with cold water and whites with warm water. Though Jeff is trying to mainstream everything into just colors :)