The Faith of the Strong

Laurence Simon:

I wonder if I'm scarred for life, unable to eat Chinese food ever again without the thought of that Glock pointed in my face.

Not that I don't deal with a slew of Semitic neuroses on a minute-by-minute basis, but that would be, like, a total death sentence for a Jew being unable to eat Chinese food without a nervous breakdown.

I'd have to convert to being a Methodist or something.

Via Glenn Reynolds.