Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Internship Opportunity at Locusts & Honey

I'm adding a summer intern position to the vast editorial staff of Locusts & Honey. It's a great opportunity for masochistic young college students to learn important blogging skills. Duties will include:

  • Daily back massages.
  • Shower-grout cleaning.
  • Rabbit blogging support (cage cleaning).
  • MBWR composition (time to outsource that timehog to India, anyway)
  • Morning nourishment supply facilitation (cream and sugar, please)
  • Ongoing cyberstalking of Shane Raynor.

Minimum requirements:

To apply, e-mail your resume with $100 e-check application fee and an embarrassing photo of Dean Snyder to locustsandhoney2005 at yahoo dot com. Applications are due by June 10th.

2 comments:

gavin richardson said...

shame i am a mac person.. guess i can't make it as an intern.

John said...

Mac person? Get thee behind me, Satan!