Internship Opportunity at Locusts & Honey

I'm adding a summer intern position to the vast editorial staff of Locusts & Honey. It's a great opportunity for masochistic young college students to learn important blogging skills. Duties will include:

• Daily back massages.
• Shower-grout cleaning.
• Rabbit blogging support (cage cleaning).
• MBWR composition (time to outsource that timehog to India, anyway)
• Morning nourishment supply facilitation (cream and sugar, please)
• Ongoing cyberstalking of Shane Raynor.

Minimum requirements:

• MS Office Specialist certification
• Longing for pain and humiliation
• 3.0 GPA
• Witch's mark

To apply, e-mail your resume with $100 e-check application fee and an embarrassing photo of Dean Snyder to locustsandhoney2005 at yahoo dot com. Applications are due by June 10th.