Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Six Degrees of Beth Quick

The conspiracy is coming together now:

Beth Quick visits Chicago.

Mysteriously, after Beth arrives, a Chicago police officer was indicted for cocaine trafficking.

At a time when the US Coast Guard is seizing more cocaine than ever before.

Most of which comes from Colombia.

Where the FBI is very active right now.

Who, of course, killed President Kennedy.

Who was about to reveal the secret presence of aliens in the US government.

5 comments:

gavin richardson said...

are you calling beth an alien or an fbi agent.. or maybe you are saying she deals drugs.. either way, i gotta party with this chick!

John said...

Read the articles. I think that the evidence speaks for itself. Now if you'll excuse me, I must quickly locate my tin foil hat....

Beth Quick said...

and i thought i had my tracks so carefully covered...

Anonymous said...

I've knbown Beth since she was an infant....I've always suspected the alien thing.

John said...

Which begs the question: who is 'anonymous'? Who is this mysterious commentor who knows Beth so well? Is it someone close who seeks to betray her?