This is Torture?

From Time's report on interrogation at Gitmo:

Invasion of Space by Female: Over the next few days, al-Qahtani is subjected to a drill known as Invasion of Space by a Female, and he becomes especially agitated by the close physical presence of a woman.

This is torture? In high school I couldn't get girls to even look at me, but this guy is getting quality time with a female paid for by my tax dollars!

Anyway, it appears that al-Qahtani isn't thinking this martyrdom thing through. I mean, if he can't deal with being around one woman, how's he going to take seventy-two?

Via Lileks.