Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.
Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken
Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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3 comments:
i thought the methodist's formed a committee to figure out the best way to change the lightbulb.
They left out the Jewish mothers...
Don't mind me. I'll just sit here in the dark....
As Jesus said, "Where two or more Methodists are gathered together, they form a committee."
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