hmm.. jonathon is a pacifist, but a ardent fan of brittany... i know jeff likes guns, but naked? baptists don't get naked.. or drunk, atleast they won't admit to it. definitely not shane, cause he thinks he should be president. tough choices but i'll go with beth, those church and society folks, you can never predict what behavior they'll exhibit
let's see- I am a pacifist, although I'm a violent SOB when I've been drinking and I have been known as the naked theologian by some circle of friends.
Coming soon- my new book- the theology of britanny spears... a theological primer for preteen girls and middle aged males.
Gunfight with police, ok I could see that. But drunken? Naked? In hollandaise sauce? Advocating Britney Spears for political office? I don't think you can get me drunk enough for that last one.
Let's see--Hollandaise sauce is fattening, violence could get you hurt, Calvinists were born with clothes and if I were advocating a flashy pop singer for President I'd have to be true to my homie, Beyonce'.
I just came to the realization it very well might be me. I realize that I might very well advocate Britney for President if it would keep her from putting out another awful album.
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hmm.. jonathon is a pacifist, but a ardent fan of brittany... i know jeff likes guns, but naked? baptists don't get naked.. or drunk, atleast they won't admit to it. definitely not shane, cause he thinks he should be president. tough choices but i'll go with beth, those church and society folks, you can never predict what behavior they'll exhibit
let's see- I am a pacifist, although I'm a violent SOB when I've been drinking and I have been known as the naked theologian by some circle of friends.
Coming soon- my new book- the theology of britanny spears... a theological primer for preteen girls and middle aged males.
ever the tongue and cheekfilled,
jonathon
Gunfight with police, ok I could see that. But drunken? Naked? In hollandaise sauce? Advocating Britney Spears for political office? I don't think you can get me drunk enough for that last one.
agreed jeff, you don't fit all the criteria. heck, do you know what hollandise sauce is?. i had to look it up
ha - well, I am a vegan, and the sauce is made with eggs and butter - so clearly, i am excluded ;) vote for shane. you know it will be him!
Let's see--Hollandaise sauce is fattening, violence could get you hurt, Calvinists were born with clothes and if I were advocating a flashy pop singer for President I'd have to be true to my homie, Beyonce'.
So it's not me!
I am asking this question with hesitation, for I know the danger that I might inflict upon us all if Jonathon gives a certain answer.
Jonathon, why are you known as the 'naked theologian'?
I just came to the realization it very well might be me. I realize that I might very well advocate Britney for President if it would keep her from putting out another awful album.
It's been brought to my attention that Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterian. Oh the SHAME!
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