Wednesday, August 31, 2005

It's That Time of Year Again!

This morning, the sun rose on August 31st. You know what that means!

Once again, it's International Blame Everything that Goes Wrong on Cole Wakefield Day!

That's right. On this one day of the year, the world blames all of its woes on Cole Wakefield -- wars, natural disasters, Paris Hilton -- everything, no exceptions.

Here's what I'm blaming Cole for today:
  • my bad fashion sense.
  • the shooting of Suge Knight.
  • Fear Factor getting renewed for yet another deplorable season.
  • okra

What are you blaming on Cole today? Leave a note in the comments.

1 comment:

gmw said...

hey, ease up on okra! batter & fry it and serve it with chicken fried steak and mashed potatos with cream gravy. ain't nothing wrong with okra.