Monday, September 12, 2005

In the Basement

"Mfghmfhff," Tim Sisk mumbled incoherently.

"What?" asked Jonathon.

"Mgghghhhewtfhh!" Tim vocalized.

Jonathon removed the ball gag from Tim's mouth.

"Thank you!" exclaimed Tim, gasping for air. "Now, as I was saying, I've been debating the appropriateness of political activity within a church with the UMC pastor who allowed Cindy Sheehan to rant from his pulpit."

Jonathon looked unimpressed. "You'll excuse me if I find that hard to take seriously from a man wearing a gimp outfit." He placed the ball gag back in Tim's mouth.

"Mwwhfmfh!" screamed Tim through the rubber ball.

Jonathon gave him no heed and walked upstairs out of the basement, turning off the lights as he left -- and leaving Tim to struggle against the manacles in vain.

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