Saturday, September 17, 2005

Lesser Known Works Excluded from the New Testament Canon

  • Paul's Epistle to the Collection Agency
  • Longarm and the Jewish Princesses
  • The Apocalypse of Ed
  • Hindus
  • The Accountant of Hermas
  • The Gospel According to That Guy -- You Know, the Blond One Who Was Always Hanging Out With Thomas
  • 2nd Jesus
  • 3rd Jesus
  • The Purpose Driven Catacomb
  • Girls Gone Meshugga: Ephesian Spring Break Edition featuring Pimpin' Publius da Patrician of Partying

6 comments:

John said...

Nice Longarm reference. My grandfather switched to Longarm books after he finished every single Louie Lamor novel.

When my grandmother figured out how smutty the Longarm books are she hit the roof. Didn't stop him from reading them anyway. In fact, I think he kept reading them to make her mad. Just a hunch.

John said...

Public libraries are typically saturated with them, although they are being surplanted with the Zane series.

My unending admiration goes to Pat Coffman, my former Assistant Library Director, who ensured that our collection was completely clean.

Of course, for younger readers, there's Rainbow Party.

rev-ed said...

The end is near, you know...

John said...

It's about 12-year olds having an orgy. Enjoy.

Jeff the Baptist said...

What about First and Second Hesitations?

John said...

Well, I hesitated to mention them, but...yes.