Friday, September 16, 2005

Most Popular Bionic Implants for Evangelical Christians

1. replacement humor gland (PCA only)
2. unbreakable titanium cage around...somewhere (comes pre-locked; just snap it on)
3. conversion ray eyeball emitter
4. TNIV-resistant forcefield
5. long-range gaynar (like gaydar, but works underwater)
6. automatic Chick tract dispenser (4 tracts per trigger squeeze)
7. the “ol’ Robertson” arm-mounted sniping rifle

2 comments:

tom said...

HEY, PCA people resent (or, erm, resemble) that.

John said...

James, I originally posted it as a poll, but the HTML was all funky. So I thought that I took it down, but it turned out that I hadn't. So it remained up for about three hours before I noticed the problem.