Thursday, October 27, 2005

Bring It On

Giblets is daring federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald to indict him:

"Perjury"? "Obstruction of justice"? Those are not real crimes! Those are crap crimes, girly crimes, the crimes that got wedgies from real crimes in gym class! Nobody counts those crimes! You get like six free perjurings and three free conspiracies to obstruct justice back where Giblets comes from, and Giblets comes from a town of manly men where the houses are made entirely of raw cow meat! Many of the townsfolk have since died of trichinosis. It is very sad.

2 comments:

Patti said...

Can't find your email address....This has nothing to do with your post. I finally told all about our rabbit.

John said...

It's at the bottom of the sidebar.