Friends, I'm writing today to urge you to support a noble and charitable cause. To the left, you see National Review columnist John Podhoretz.As this shocking photo reveals, the JPod desperately needs your help -- specifically, a shoulder waxing.
Like all National Review columnists, Podhoretz is poorly paid (except for the Derb, who gets a $100 from Buckley every time he uses the word 'buggery') and cannot afford the basic necessities of living.
That's why I asking all of my loyal readers to contribute to the Shave John Podhoretz! Fund by sending whatever you can spare to:
Shave John Podhoretz!
National Review, Inc.
215 Lexington Ave.
New York, NY 10016
Shave John Podhoretz!
National Review, Inc.
215 Lexington Ave.
New York, NY 10016
Give until it hurts.
1 comment:
Let me know if you find a good but cheap aesthetitician for this noble cause, I need to pay a visit to them myself! :) Thanks for the laughs... humor always helps.
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