Serpentor for Supreme Court Justice!

As you've no doubt noticed by now, I derive most of my ideas, both theological and political, from cartoons that I watched in the 80s as a kid (hence my Voltronic explanation for the Trinity).

In that vein, I've long thought that most problems of inadequate leadership could be resolved as COBRA, a rather soft terrorist organization that was the primary foe in the cartoon G.I. Joe, did so.

Fed up by incompetent, or at least, unsuccessful leadership at the top, the senior officers of the organization overthrew the enigmatic Cobra Commander and replaced him with a genetically engineered leader named Serpentor, depicted on the left.

What made Serpentor a unique leader was that he was the product of splicing the genes of Napoleon Bonaparte, Dracula, Sun Tzu, Genghis Khan, Montezuma, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible. These men, in the estimation of the Cobra officers, represented ideal political and military leadership.

Now that we live in an age of cloned sheep and dogs and gene therapy, it would appear that the age of genetic engineering is nigh. Which I why that I propose that we exhume the remains of the great leaders of the Constitutional Convention -- Jefferson, Madison, Franklin, and Washington -- and use their genetic material to construct the ultimate Supreme Court Justice. And if we could give him laser beam eyes and the ability to fly, that would be cool, too.