I admit it.
At first, I was very angry at the cruel smears of people like Shane Raynor and Gavin Richardson about the nature of my blogospheric journalism.
But I've decided to love the person that God made me to be. That's why I'm coming out of the closet and admitting that I'm a tabloid writer. I'm going to embrace this label because it's who I am and that's okay.
So here is the first issue of The Methodist Inquirer, a publication exposing the dark underworld of Methoblogging. Enjoy.
Friday, November 11, 2005
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John Very good
so how to do i get a subscription? inquiring minds want to know
Definitely a tabloid--there's one completely false statement on the front page which makes me question the authenticity of the stories.
John Wilks is a pacifist. No way he heads up the MethoSWAT.
Everything else seems to be credible, right?
can i contribute an article- "Locust and Honey writer's name is outed".
Fine, dammit. You can have my real name. It's Richard Hall. There. Are you happy now?
Gavin- that depends. How much money do you have in your bank account? Don't lie. I know that youth pastors are loaded.
Matthew- John Wilks is no pacifist. He likes to kick puppies.
Dannyg- It beats Shane's idea.
No, I see stupid people.
Everywhere.
RICHARD HALL- I knew that I knew you- http://wwwz.fujitv.co.jp/RICHARDHALL/index.html
That makes sense. I've heard women say that men have two brains but can only use one at a time.
John, very nice!
Isn't Richard Hall that guy who used to sing with that Oates guy? Come to think of it, Jonathon Norman looks a little bit like Oates with a haircut! I wonder ...
For the last time, John, I don't kick puppies, I kick kittens. It makes them more tender.
Puppies, on the other hand, make good target practice for my stun gun.
It just hit me how much Jonathon looks like Dewey from Malcome in the Middle in that picture.
I feel so left out.
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