Like it? It's yours if you win this simple contest:
Go to the kitchen in your church's fellowship hall. The contestant with the food item furthest past its expiration date wins this sparkling Suzuki Volusia 800. Lockable saddlebags are thrown in if your food item has evolved into...er, I mean, intelligent designed its way to sentience.
Oh, and using magical engineering superpowers to build a time machine to plant a food item in the distant past shall be considered cheating.
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Does the chicken bone finger of Saint Ignatious at my local Catholic parish count? I mean it has to be way past it's expiration date.
BTW when did they start putting expiration dates on food? This is just in case it comes up in the context of this contest.
Really BTW, I would never use my superhuman intellect to throw a contest for a motorcycle. Amybear says I can't have one. A motorcycle not a superhuman intellect. And she says that in return for not having a motorcycle, I get to own more guns. Thats a trade off I'm more than willing to make.
In fact I'm searching for more things neither of us want. That way she can forbid me to have those too and I get even more guns out of the deal.
I found a civil ear document when I was cleaning my church school room. Does that count?
I meant civil WAR, not civil ear (blushing)
As far as food goes, we don't have anything older than 7 years.
Very well, I will award Patti with Jason's ear.
Jason, email me for my mailing address.
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