Airport Screening

From the San Francisco Gate:

Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.

Hat tip to Stephen Green, who adds:

What's wrong with this story is, it seems to imply that there's such a thing as proper documentation for this kind of thing.