While all punishments listed are excruciatingly painful, I had to vote "impalement," because I determined that would be the only one that would make them stop RIGHT NOW. All the others left open the possibility that I could be sent more of them . . .
I am tempted to suggest that marriage to J-Lo could be counted as cruel and unusual punishment. But then I remember reading some of those things and...
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While all punishments listed are excruciatingly painful, I had to vote "impalement," because I determined that would be the only one that would make them stop RIGHT NOW. All the others left open the possibility that I could be sent more of them . . .
John,
I for one am proud to say I voted for "eternal damnation." Let us all stand up and be counted.
UPN here. It might turn their brains to mush, but looking back perhaps their brains already have been.
I did seriously consider impalement but what they did doesn't deserve death... on the first offense.
But...but...God DOES love puppies, doesn't He?
Yes, John, He does. Especially medium rare.
I am tempted to suggest that marriage to J-Lo could be counted as cruel and unusual punishment. But then I remember reading some of those things and...
I found some of the poll choices redundant. For instance, "Forced to watch UPN" feels like eternal damnation.
I voted for eternal damnation, and then realized my father-in-law is the worst offender of my inbox. Can I take my vote back? He's such a nice man...
if we vote, do we have to forward this on to 10 friends so that it can come true?
ps: glad to see marriage to me is punishment equal to impalement, worse yet, marriage to j-lo. &:~)
J- Lo - punishment. Now that is the kind of punishment I could take and probably will if my wife reads this.
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