Friday, March 24, 2006

Fwd: Fwd: Re: God Loves Puppies!! Read This!!

What should be the punishment for people who send insipid Christian-themed e-mail forwards?
Impalement
Forced to watch UPN
Marriage to Jennifer Lopez
Marriage to Gavin Richardson
Eternal Damnation
Free polls from Pollhost.com

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

While all punishments listed are excruciatingly painful, I had to vote "impalement," because I determined that would be the only one that would make them stop RIGHT NOW. All the others left open the possibility that I could be sent more of them . . .

Dr. Joseph Ray Cathey said...

John,

I for one am proud to say I voted for "eternal damnation." Let us all stand up and be counted.

Jeff the Baptist said...

UPN here. It might turn their brains to mush, but looking back perhaps their brains already have been.

I did seriously consider impalement but what they did doesn't deserve death... on the first offense.

John said...

But...but...God DOES love puppies, doesn't He?

John said...

Yes, John, He does. Especially medium rare.

Gord said...

I am tempted to suggest that marriage to J-Lo could be counted as cruel and unusual punishment. But then I remember reading some of those things and...

Mark said...

I found some of the poll choices redundant. For instance, "Forced to watch UPN" feels like eternal damnation.

truevyne said...

I voted for eternal damnation, and then realized my father-in-law is the worst offender of my inbox. Can I take my vote back? He's such a nice man...

gavin richardson said...

if we vote, do we have to forward this on to 10 friends so that it can come true?

ps: glad to see marriage to me is punishment equal to impalement, worse yet, marriage to j-lo. &:~)

Rev Paul Martin said...

J- Lo - punishment. Now that is the kind of punishment I could take and probably will if my wife reads this.