Thursday, April 06, 2006

Caption Contest



WINNERS:
Jeff the Baptist: In this file photo from 1965, nuns from Our Lady of Divine Retribution prepare to discuss Vatican II with Pope Paul VI.

Jim McKay: The answer to a new SAT question:

Protestant is to RevGalPals as
Catholic is to SisterGunsNuns.


Offbeat Outsider: The sisters finally figured out how to solve a problem like Maria.

13 comments:

Jeff the Baptist said...

Atlanta, Ga - The Sisters of Merry Destruction demonstrate their preparations for the convent's annual Holy Thursday Mass, dove shoot, and barbeque.

Jeff the Baptist said...

Or...

"We realized yardsticks just weren't enough to deal with todays little devils... err, troubled parochial school children. A little birdshot in their ass should bring the little bastards in line."

- Sister Mary-Louise, Our Lady of Perpectual Discipline

John said...

Hmm. Sounds like someone went to Catholic school.

Anonymous said...

Obvious: Praise God and pass the ammunition!

Mark said...

You said what about the Pope?

Anonymous said...

The Sisters of St. Agnes are determined to enforce their ban on flying nuns.

(Really showing my age on that one.)

John said...

So, Father Flannigan, you think these habits make our rear ends look large, do you know?

Richard H said...

"We don't want no flying nuns around HERE!"

Jason D. Moore said...

"We're on a mission from God."

Andy B. said...

"Get thee to an armory."

Jeff the Baptist said...

In this file photo from 1965, nuns from Our Lady of Divine Retribution prepare to discuss Vatican II with Pope Paul VI.

Jim said...

The Sacred Order of Smith & Wesson

or

The answer to a new SAT question:

Protestant is to RevGalPals as
Catholic is to SisterGunsNuns.

Chris said...

Nothing to see here...it's NUN of your business.