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Jeff the Baptist: In this file photo from 1965, nuns from Our Lady of Divine Retribution prepare to discuss Vatican II with Pope Paul VI.
Jim McKay: The answer to a new SAT question:
Protestant is to RevGalPals as
Catholic is to SisterGunsNuns.
Offbeat Outsider: The sisters finally figured out how to solve a problem like Maria.
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Atlanta, Ga - The Sisters of Merry Destruction demonstrate their preparations for the convent's annual Holy Thursday Mass, dove shoot, and barbeque.
Or...
"We realized yardsticks just weren't enough to deal with todays little devils... err, troubled parochial school children. A little birdshot in their ass should bring the little bastards in line."
- Sister Mary-Louise, Our Lady of Perpectual Discipline
Hmm. Sounds like someone went to Catholic school.
Obvious: Praise God and pass the ammunition!
You said what about the Pope?
The Sisters of St. Agnes are determined to enforce their ban on flying nuns.
(Really showing my age on that one.)
So, Father Flannigan, you think these habits make our rear ends look large, do you know?
"We don't want no flying nuns around HERE!"
"We're on a mission from God."
"Get thee to an armory."
In this file photo from 1965, nuns from Our Lady of Divine Retribution prepare to discuss Vatican II with Pope Paul VI.
The Sacred Order of Smith & Wesson
or
The answer to a new SAT question:
Protestant is to RevGalPals as
Catholic is to SisterGunsNuns.
Nothing to see here...it's NUN of your business.
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