Monday, April 10, 2006

Caption Contest



WINNER: Mark Winter: Tim walked into the bathroom to see his naked wife in a bathtub full of Cheetos. His breath came up short. His heart began to pound like a jackhammer. Tingles of delight raced down his body.

He had been craving Cheetos all day.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally a bit of peace to indulge in her favourite snacks...

OR

Being immersed in her favourite nibbles became a bit of an obsession

OR

OK I'll share but just the one!

Sky McCracken said...

You can't eat just one.

OR

Cheetos... take me away!

Anonymous said...

How about:

Sheer indulgence of a crunchy kind

Jonathon said...

guess where this one's been...

John said...

After a relaxing Cheeto bath, visitors to the Frito Lay Spa and Resort can look forward to a bean dip facial and a private massage from Chester Cheetah himself.

Anonymous said...

Gavin-

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!

Signed-
Everyone

gmw said...

Homer's dream: "Mmmm...bath cheetos..."

OR

You again? Ah well, want a cheeto?

Mark said...

Tim walked into the bathroom to see his naked wife in a bathtub full of Cheetos. His breath came up short. His heart began to pound like a jackhammer. Tingles of delight raced down his body.

He had been craving Cheetos all day.

Theresa Coleman said...

It wasn't Gavin, but St. Phransus.

John said...

Cartman isn't real?

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm...

Dinner and a show.

Rev. C. S. Roberts said...

Havin' given up eating cheesy-poofs for Lent, Jenny decided that bathing in them was still OK.

Michael said...

Bite me.

rev-ed said...

Oh, sure, it's a lot of fun until you get out of the tub and find out you have that orange gunk stuck all over your body...

Anonymous said...

who needs streets of gold when you have cheetos.

Mark said...

Yea, I finally won! What do I win, John?

John said...

The right to do the next MBWR.

John said...

Oh, and the naked cheetos girl. She's all yours.

Mark said...

Uh, never mind...

John said...

What, are you not into chicks?

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Far be it from me to judge you.

Mark said...

Yes, I'm a chick lover...but my wife says I can't look at the Cheetos girl anymore. I'm not henpecked, I just like the way my wife runs my business.

Anonymous said...

Dudes, I have to say that there's a reason for me to really, really like Cheetos.

Icepick the Destroyer