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WINNER: Jeff the Baptist: And lo the Script doth say, "Thou shalt sacrifice unto me one of those who donneth the crimson blouse and I shall bestow dramatic tension upon ye. And verily ye shall become like unto God among the nerds..."
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And the book saith, "Your career shall rise from the dead, not once but twice. First as a policeman with a bad toupee. Then again as a lawyer with a bad toupee. Finally you shall become a charicature of yourself."
LOCK AND LOAD!
And lo the Script doth say, "Thou shalt sacrifice unto me one of those who donneth the crimson blouse and I shall bestow dramatic tension upon ye. And verily ye shall become like unto God among the nerds..."
Or
"Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of typecasting, my toupee and Jim Beam, they comfort me."
Or...
Alright fellas, lets make this snappy. If Gene finds out we're doing a chapel scene, he's gonna be pissed.
Ahhhh...just a second, I've lost my place.
darnit Jim, you're a Starship Captain..uh, cop...uh, I mean a lawyer, not a preacher.
In an attempt to increase attendance at their annual spring revivals, Rev. Smith brings in a well-known speaker to fill the pulpit.
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