Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Caption Contest



WINNER: Dave Morris: Bad News for the new Chevy Balrog SUV which was to be introduced next year.

8 comments:

Jody Leavell said...

Instructions to new Methodist Seminary candidates who disavow pagan practices.

Anonymous said...

no caption but I love the sign. Must be in Oz???

John said...

That reminds me of an old ODOT (Ohio Department of Transportation) joke:

A farmer is plowing his field one day when he sees an ODOT truck drive up the road by his field. It stops. A man gets out and digs a hole about two feet deep with a shovel. Then he goes back in the truck. A second man comes out and fills up the hole. The truck moves forward about fifty feet. Then the two men inside repeat their strange performance.

These antics perplexed the famer, who eventually walked over to the truck and asked the men inside what they were doing.

"We're planting trees," came the reply.

"Oh," said the farmer. "But, you're not actually planting any trees. Just digging a hole and filling it up again."

One of the ODOT workers responded. "Well, the guy who plants the tree called in sick today."

A very libertarian joke.

Anonymous said...

Bad News for the new Chevy Balrog SUV which was to be introduced next year.

Mark said...

The Roaming Gnome goes bad.

Andy B. said...

Rev. Dave, you rock! Pullin' out the Tolkien reference! Very nice.

pat gillen said...

i'm probably wrong, but is this a reference to an old computer game?
i remember seeing it on the movie 'Big' as a kid and thought it looked cool

gavin richardson said...

No Passing Zone enforced by Crystal Ball recording device