Regardless of whether it's deemed liturgically proper, I don't think it's a good idea to spray the oil directly from the canister onto the person. ("Avoid contact with eyes" and such...) Which is the mental image I got when I read your post.
spray it all over the sick person's dog, and then start rubbing the sick person mercilessly against the dog. there's a good chance that will take care of any illness.
I mean, Christ is the Living Water, so we have a faithful reason to baptize, and the Spirit is oil, so we have a faithful reason to anoint, but aerosol????
It sounds like hanging a horseshoe upside down. All the blessing would get misted and carried away.
Johns dog thinks it is a rabbit so it would be no use- however you coluld spray the sick persons rabbit with pam then get it to hop up and down the sick persons bed, it may result in a well oiled spring in their step
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Only if it is Olive Oil flavored Pam. Otherwise you are a Unitarian.
What a perplexing question!
Well God respects the Jews use of margarine to get around the kosher prohibition on cream sauces, then I suppose Pam might fly.
I think the olive and cornola derivatives would be a better bet for literal interpretation.
Regardless of whether it's deemed liturgically proper, I don't think it's a good idea to spray the oil directly from the canister onto the person. ("Avoid contact with eyes" and such...) Which is the mental image I got when I read your post.
spray it all over the sick person's dog, and then start rubbing the sick person mercilessly against the dog. there's a good chance that will take care of any illness.
Or better yet, spray it on the sick person and let the dog lick it off.
Does Pneuma encompass aerosol?
I mean, Christ is the Living Water, so we have a faithful reason to baptize, and the Spirit is oil, so we have a faithful reason to anoint, but aerosol????
It sounds like hanging a horseshoe upside down. All the blessing would get misted and carried away.
Johns dog thinks it is a rabbit so it would be no use- however you coluld spray the sick persons rabbit with pam then get it to hop up and down the sick persons bed, it may result in a well oiled spring in their step
Rabbits are always good for the sick.
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