The SBA rejected my loan request. I had a brilliant idea for a business that will really take off, but those lame-brained government drones would barely hear me out!It's called Rabbit Express. Let's say you want a pet rabbit but don't want to wait for the trouble of tracking down a pet store that has rabbits and getting the supplies and such. Well, you call Rabbit Express and you get a rabbit and its cage and supplies delivered to your door in under 30 minutes or your rabbit is free.
But I guess that I'm just ahead of my time.
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Well, it's the Small Business Administration, not the department of Speedy Bunny Acquisition.
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