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Sky Lowe-McCracken: Can you hear me now?
The Vicar of Hogsmeade: This too shall pass ...
Jeff the Baptist: And no one else in that theatre ever left their cell phone on at the movies again...
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Can you hear me now?
God spoke to Balaam through his ass, and He's been speaking through asses ever since.
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This too shall pass ...
This is what happens when you forget to silence you cell phone during worship.
They said I was just talking out my ass all the time, so I figured this was the best place for my cell phone, only it don't work so well.
"Bluebutt Wireless," a start up company, is going after Bluetooth with the first implant device on the market.
And no one else in that theatre ever left their cell phone on at the movies again...
To his dismay, Bob learned that the surly stranger at the movies literally meant, "If you don't stop talking on that cellphone, I'm gonna shove it where the sun don't shine."
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