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WINNER: Jeff the Baptist:
President Lion-o then won the Iraq war in two minutes by holding the Sword of Omens aloft and calling the rest of the Thundercats to assemble. First Lady Snarf was not available for comment.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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President Lion-o then won the Iraq war in two minutes by holding the Sword of Omens aloft and calling the rest of the Thundercats to assemble. First Lady Snarf was not available for comment.
No, John, we don't play cat and mouse with the enemies we have in our grasp. We use them for extended training purposes.
(Quick, there's a moth flying around up there, and the president is losing focus on his speech!)
The crowd grows quiet as they prepare for the inauguration of the first Kzinti president.
Though all may die around me, I shall live! Nine times, I say, ".......
The President speaking today to an audience at the NIH reasserts his reservations about using federal monies to fund stem cell research. "This area of science is not purrfect."
Humorously yours,
Dark Gable
unfortunately he still doesn't have as many lives as Bin Laden.
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