Monday, October 30, 2006

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNER: John Battern: A shock waved ripped through the congregation when they learned their new pastor wasn't gifted with tongues as he claimed but was simply dyslexic.

11 comments:

codepoke said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
ROFL!!!!

Caption? It speaks for itself.

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

Allan R. Bevere said...

Glossalalia comes to the big screen.

James said...

When the holy spirit came into our church marquee.

decaf owl said...

The attempt to reach out to the new immigrant community went sadly astray when, due to the mispelling of "eeyeyeyoaaeyaa", the church indvertantly turned its welcome sign into a curse on all their ancestors.

John B said...

A shock waved ripped through the congregation when they learned their new pastor wasn't gifted with tongues as he claimed but was simply dyslexic.

Quotidian Grace said...

Somebody find Brother John his false teeth--fast!

Anonymous said...

Email spam has really gotten out of control.

Anonymous said...

Or.. even God is sending spam now.

The Ironic Catholic said...

Come inside for the interpretation of tongues

Anonymous said...

Lesson #49

It is best to work on the billboard before partaking in the sacrament.

DG

DannyG said...

Time to clean out the keyboard,Margaret, some keys seem to be sticking.