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Matthew: Eat mor dolfin
Nate Loucks: This is exactly why you can't pigeonhole cows. You try to compartmentalize them for one second and say, "Hey cow, you can only produce milk, eat grass, and occasionally stand in sitting water." Then, "BAM", this happens. They're taunting dolphins with high kicks and shreaking sounds. My advice...
Keep your eyes on the cows. I don't want to be too premature in my speculation but I'll leave you with three words that come to mind... Tyr-an-ny. Think about it.