Monday, January 08, 2007

Caption Contest

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WINNER: Jeff

And so the Lord created Man to attend to Him. To scratch behind His ears and be scratched in return. And He created Woman to make sure Man attended to the Lord. And the Lord saw that it was a pretty good racket for the Lord.

But Woman did turn Man against the Lord when she said to Man "Would it not be good if the Lord did not scratch Man's furniture unto pieces or pee on Man's rugs?" And Man did defer to Woman because getting the Lord had been Woman's idea anyway. And so the Man created the Fixing and the Declawing. And Man and Woman saw that it was good.

But Man and Woman had departed from the Lord's good racket. And the Lord is a vengeful Lord. And He was wroth with Man and Woman over the Fixing and the Declawing. And yea unto the end of the Age will He awaken Man and Woman in the dead of night by sitting on their faces and biting their toes.

4 comments:

Allan R. Bevere said...

The Creation of Man: A CATaclysmic event.

Anonymous said...

As a pastor I would not baptize a child, as I beleive that baptism is a chose that a young child could not make with out real knowledge of Jesus Christ, and what He has done for us. But I think you are really alluding to the lesbian part, so as a pastor, if the couple had an older child who had accepted Christ as his/her Lord and savior I would baptize him/her with out a problem.

Anonymous said...

And so the Lord created Man to attend to Him. To scratch behind His ears and be scratched in return. And He created Woman to make sure Man attended to the Lord. And the Lord saw that it was a pretty good racket for the Lord.

But Woman did turn Man against the Lord when she said to Man "Would it not be good if the Lord did not scratch Man's furniture unto pieces or pee on Man's rugs?" And Man did defer to Woman because getting the Lord had been Woman's idea anyway. And so the Man created the Fixing and the Declawing. And Man and Woman saw that it was good.

But Man and Woman had departed from the Lord's good racket. And the Lord is a vengeful Lord. And He was wroth with Man and Woman over the Fixing and the Declawing. And yea unto the end of the Age will He awaken Man and Woman in the dead of night by sitting on their faces and biting their toes.

Anonymous said...

The Garfield cult gets a little out of hand.