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Allan R. Bevere: The only options left after the Administrative Council meeting.
Mark Winter: When traffic planning is left to a United Methodist committee.
Quipper: Stymied by the Senior Day prank, the principal just sat in his car for the rest of the school day.
Ironic Catholic: Be still. Know that I am God. Really.
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The only options left after the Administrative Council meeting.
The New Ad-Campaign of the United Methodist Church
Introducing the new international traffic symbol for "You can't get anywhere from here".
"Good thing we had that three-dimensionalizer option added on at the last minute, huh?"
When traffic planning is left to a United Methodist committee.
"That is exactly what my mother has been telling me for years!"
Open hearts, open minds, open doors.
"Exactly what part of "STOP" was unclear?"
Tom Ream
Be still. Know that I am God. Really.
Stymied by the Senior Day prank, the principal just sat in his car for the rest of the school day.
The stop sign: How normal people communicate.
The bottom four signs: How United Methodists communicate.
Why keep it simple when you can make it more complicated?
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