Saturday, January 27, 2007

Ten Things You Never Hear at Church

Via Allan Bevere:

1. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
2. I hate it when someone takes our spot in the front pew.
3. The annual stewardship campaign is so inspirational!
4. I really love it when we sing hymns we don't know.
5. Let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.

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