Previous contest winner
Allan R. Bevere: The prize at the end of the rainbow was not what Shamus expected, but given the fact that it had been a long trip, he could live with the disappointment.
Rev. Ed: Phew, Toto... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Smells more like Kentucky!
Jeff the Baptist: So I looked at the Leprechaun and said "Hey, I thought there was supposed to a be a pot 'o gold at the end of the rainbow."
And he says to me with a smile, "Oh there is laddie, but it's at the other end. But you're welcome to what's a this end, a whopping great pile of ..."
And that, Your Honor, is when I hit the little green bastard.