Blogging Cat/ Catblogging

I normally find "I had toast for breakfast today" online diaries ghastly tedious, but Tele the Cat has an interesting perspective on life:

So I'm mostly over my fear of any kind of plan by my servants, but I do keep a closer eye on them now.... THis is how my days go:

THe Female servant leaves every day in the morning to get my affairs straightened out and to get me food, I then go to the manslave who is sometimes still asleep and try to use subliminal techniques to make him spill the beans, nothing, they must not have anything planned, I'm still gonna check tomorrow..... Talking about spilling the beans, I need to switch the manservant to dry food, he made big stinky last night that could have choked a cat, wait a minute, it did choke a cat... I'm feeling much better now, though...