A Blog of Geek Eccentricities
"May I ask Mr. President, how did you get this number?"
Hey Batman, you remember when the Joker, Penguin, Riddler, and Catwoman got together and dehydrated the whole UN security council?Yeah well do you remember where that dehydrator thingamabob went to? I think I made need to try that again soon.
Bat Man: These spandex underpants are VERY TIGHT Bush: Heh heh heh... yeah... mine too
"The Bat Cave may be an 'undisclosed location,' Mr. President, but no, we haven't seen Mr. Cheney here recently."Then again, I thought there was something familiar-looking about the Penguin...."
Sorry Mr. PResident, none of my Bat-toys has the power to reverse your sagging approval ratings.
President Bush pulls out all the stops in his desire to capture Osama Bin Laden before the end of his term
No sir, I don't have her number... No, I just don't have it... Look, what makes you think she wants to hook up with you, anyway? Wonder Woman's a lesbian. You know that right?
"No, Mister President, the Justice League doesn't know who killed Captain America."
'can you here me now?'
'so as you see mr. president for only another $63.46 you can get the upgraded warranty package...'
"For the last time, Mr. President, I won't bat-a-rang Jim Winkler."
Yes, Mr. President. I'm still looking for a replacement for Robin.
"Errr.... Mr. President, before you get to the part about Robin 'laying an egg' - I've heard it before."
"Noo-klee-ur, Mr. President.""Noo-ku-lur.""Noo-klee-ur, sir. You can do it."
I know Saddam looks like the joker Batman but we already got him.
Honestly George, I'm not sure the sidekick position will still be available in 2008.
"I thought I should warn you Mr President, some moonbat plans to photoshop a cord coming out of the wrong end of your telephone handset.""No shit Batman."
"This is the Batcave, not Osama's cave. I'm afraid you have the wrong number."
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