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Jeff the Baptist: Officer, I honestly don't know whether I was going faster than the square root of 677. I mean, what are the units?
Larry B: Faced with staffing cutbacks, the public works department decides to let the city engineer make the traffic signs.
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speed trap intended for those with less than a 9th grade math level
Faced with staffing cutbacks, the public works department decides to let the city engineer make the traffic signs.
Officer, I honestly don't know whether I was going faster than the square root of 677. I mean, what are the units?
Culprit: So officer, what is another way of phrasing the speed limit?
Officer: Ummmm.... C.
My math teachers had always warned me that if I didn't learn simple arithmetic, I would never be able to function in the real world.
I now realize too late that the were right.
People with math anxiety don't do well in Stephen Hawking's neighborhood
Sgt. Hyde at last had a sign that he was near to finding the culprits behind the recent surge in weapons of math instruction.
Whoops! Did I cross the Canadian border? Sorry...misunderstood.
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