A Blog of Geek Eccentricities
Do you always begin conversations this way?
I'm here to kiss ass and chew bubblegum -- and I'm all out of bubblegum...
If you count one of the fingers I have on my left.. .. then it makes six. :)
I knew you were a sick man when I caught you staring at my hands today. Sick, dude, sick.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I'm not left-handed either.
John:I hope this isn't an assignment for theology class.
Why? Don't you?
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
That's enough! I mean it!...does anyone want some peanuts?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Why yes...oh wait, you said right hand.
it's still the only reason that i can count so well today.
Why, no, I don't. But I do have a rotavirus of unusual size. Wait. That's not right either.
No, but I know someone who once had seven fingers on one hand...Bruce Nolan.
I went to school with a kid with 6 on each hand, an extra thumb on each.
Have fun storming the castle!
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.Well, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _Westley_ . . .
Rotavirus Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. I could not bear it if you died again, not when I could save you.
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