Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Caption Contest

Picture via Ironic Catholic

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Jim Morrow: Orthodox iconography sure has gone down hill.

Tim Sisk: Photoshopped. Everybody knows Jesus would drive a John Deere. Please.

Tom Jackson: "Uh, well, that colt wasn't where you said it would be, so..."


15 comments:

jim said...

A local South Georgia church takes down the cross and puts up its image of Christ.

jim said...

Orthodox iconography sure has gone down hill.

John B said...

Though wearing a friendly smile, Pastor Bill can't help regretting that he didn't ask for more details when the church council told him, "Our pastor always drives the church float during our town"s summer celebration."

revabi said...

"YeeHaw, My tractor is faster than your tractor any day, John!"

Hey, I nominated you for the Thinking Blogger award. And I did it just because of posts like this.

Keith McIlwain said...

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild

the reverend mommy said...

And lo, the fields are rich and ready for the harvest... the John Deere way.

Andy B. said...

"His riding mower is in his driveway, and he will mow his lawn, trimming his grass to a height of 2 inches, and throwing the dandelions into the unquenchable fire." (Matthew 3:12, JDV)

John Meunier said...

Proof that the Parable of the Lawn Tractor should not have been edited out of the Gospel of Matthew.

Tim Sisk said...

Photoshopped. Everybody knows Jesus would drive a John Deere.

Please.

Gord said...

Following this year's Palm Sunday service there was enough mulch for everyone!

Matt said...

That's not Jesus, that's St. John Deere!

the reverend mommy said...

I'm finding it odd that the Methoblogosphere has such an affinity for John Deere.

Tom Jackson said...

"Uh, well, that colt wasn't where you said it would be, so..."

DannyG said...

Tim the Tool Man was on a lock at the lawn tractor races, until he ran into "the Holy Roller".

Rev. J said...

It's Lawn Buddy Christ!