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Jim Morrow: Orthodox iconography sure has gone down hill.
Tim Sisk: Photoshopped. Everybody knows Jesus would drive a John Deere. Please.
Tom Jackson: "Uh, well, that colt wasn't where you said it would be, so..."
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A local South Georgia church takes down the cross and puts up its image of Christ.
Orthodox iconography sure has gone down hill.
Though wearing a friendly smile, Pastor Bill can't help regretting that he didn't ask for more details when the church council told him, "Our pastor always drives the church float during our town"s summer celebration."
"YeeHaw, My tractor is faster than your tractor any day, John!"
Hey, I nominated you for the Thinking Blogger award. And I did it just because of posts like this.
Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
And lo, the fields are rich and ready for the harvest... the John Deere way.
"His riding mower is in his driveway, and he will mow his lawn, trimming his grass to a height of 2 inches, and throwing the dandelions into the unquenchable fire." (Matthew 3:12, JDV)
Proof that the Parable of the Lawn Tractor should not have been edited out of the Gospel of Matthew.
Photoshopped. Everybody knows Jesus would drive a John Deere.
Please.
Following this year's Palm Sunday service there was enough mulch for everyone!
That's not Jesus, that's St. John Deere!
I'm finding it odd that the Methoblogosphere has such an affinity for John Deere.
"Uh, well, that colt wasn't where you said it would be, so..."
Tim the Tool Man was on a lock at the lawn tractor races, until he ran into "the Holy Roller".
It's Lawn Buddy Christ!
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