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WINNERS:
Dan Trabue: Why did the chicken cross the road...? To get SAVED! Glory Hallelujah!!
Matt Akins: And now for Final Jeopardy . .
And the Answer is : Starkist Tuna
Remember to phrase your answers in the form of a question :
"Alex, What do you get when you CROSS a CHICKEN with a FISH?"
14 comments:
The church architect, unfortunately dyslexic, chose "Suffer the little chickens to come unto me" as the theme for the front wall of the church.
Why did the chicken cross the road...? To get SAVED! Glory Hallelujah!!
Or, playing off Tom Jackson's:
"'Oh Jerusalem, Jerusalem, how often I long to gather your children, like a hen gathers her brood under her wings' was the Theme Passage for the new Church of our Mother, the Hen congregation..."
Taking 'Open Hearts. Open Minds. Open Doors.' just a bit too far.
De Colores!
And now for Final Jeopardy . .
And the Answer is : Starkist Tuna
Remember to phrase your answers in the form of a question :
"Alex, What do you get when you CROSS a CHICKEN with a FISH?"
The logo of the "Too-Chicken-To-Witness Church"
What came first, the chicken or the...fish or the cross?
What should have been the Permission Granted To Do Church Differently in the 21'st Century book cover instead of the one chosen.
PAX,
susie
Matt wins.
The latest mega church trend is to now include Chik-Filet kiosks in the fellowship hall.
Why the chicken is known at the "Gospel Bird" at church pot-lucks.
This week's pot luck will be "surf and turf."
When you give man a fish, he eats for a day; when you give man a chicken, you have the beginning of an United Methodist potluck!
Humorously,
Joseph
With a drop in contributions from the congregation, the church wades tepidly into sponsorship with a subtle reference to the Long John Silver's menu choices.
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