Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNER:

Jim McKay: Not as clumsy or as random as a pitchfork, the lightsaber is a more elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.

21 comments:

Will Deuel said...

Harvest time at the Hagler farm.

the reverend mommy said...

Empire Gothic.

Ken L. Hagler said...

Heather Hagler says, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

PS: You're a funny man Will ;)

Oloryn said...

For some reason, this farm had the most obedient animals I've ever seen in my life.

Jim said...

May the Farce be with you.

Tom Jackson said...

The traditional shotgun had been adequate to marry off Farmer Jones' other daughters, but, for Agatha, he thought that heavier firepower might be necessary.

JD said...

Protecting Middle America for the Sith invasion one Dark Lord at a time.

Allan R. Bevere said...

Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia on the farm in retirement.

okiedebater said...

The Goth side of the Force.

okiedebater said...

The Goth side of the Force.

Lorna (see through faith) said...

oops the sword of the spirit has a mind of its own today

Matt said...

Ma & Pa Skywalker.

Rev. J said...
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Rev. J said...

Farmer John has taken 22nd Century Message Translation a little too literally when he read Joel 3:10 "Beat your plowshares into lightsabers and your pruning hooks into ray guns.”

Andy B. said...

Frank Jacobsen, Lord of the Scythe.

Andy B. said...

Although he resigned himself to being hopelessly typecast, late in his life Mark Hamill could never quite bring himself to let go of the light saber, to the chagrin of his friends and family.

revjfletcher said...

that's not a knife!

Richard Hall said...

Darth tries to convince Mrs Vader that he doesn't need to dress up to look tough.wyxbasef

Jim said...

Not as clumsy or as random as a pitchfork, the lightsaber is a more elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.

Andy B. said...

OOH! Jim wins with that last one! (And I really, really wish I had thought of it first - grr.)

Jim said...

Yea, I won one! My geekery is affirmed!

:)