A Blog of Geek Eccentricities
Harley had to liquidate his farm after his discounted used milk promotion failed.
The great thing about buying a used cow is that the original owner had to take the biggest hit on depreciation.
Failed waiters from Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe.
They're a little tough, but not too many grades below USDA Prime.
WARRANTY -- 2 years or 2000 gallons, whichever comes first
When Al Gore found out the inconvenient truth about how much methane gas cows produce, he decided to get out of the cattle business.
The REAL question is: Exactially how were the cows used?
Now I understand where they get 1/2% milk from.
A moo-ving offer
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