A Blog of Geek Eccentricities
What are ye, blind barkeep? I be no more a pirate than my parrot Mister Bly do be a German Shepherd. Next you'll be accusin' me of roller-bladdin' on this peg leg of mine, shoplifting with me hook, or hiding things behind me patch...
No wonder we haven't seen the Holy Pirate (holypirate.com) around much anymore...
When Reverend Blackbeard saw the sign on the door of his new church, he realized he had his work cut out for him
Seems like an Arrrbitrary bit of discrimination to me.
Ye vile scurvy dogs! Prepare to be boarded! And I be bringin' me parrot and wit' me!orAye, me thinks the laddie has been hittin' the grog too early.
Outer Banks shopkeepers are taking no chances.
It is sad to see how far Long John Silver's has come from its roots!
Uh, that was "and I be bringing me parrot wit' me"they have bad grammar, but not THAT bad
Management was tired of repairing peg-leg holes in the flooring. ANd teh Parrot droppings were simply unsanitary.
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