The Zeray Gazette: Caption Contest

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Previous contest winners

WINNER: DannyG:

It is sad to see how far Long John Silver's has come from its roots!

At 12:33 PM, Jeff the Baptist said...: What are ye, blind barkeep? I be no more a pirate than my parrot Mister Bly do be a German Shepherd. Next you'll be accusin' me of roller-bladdin' on this peg leg of mine, shoplifting with me hook, or hiding things behind me patch...
At 2:43 PM, The Thief said...: No wonder we haven't seen the Holy Pirate (holypirate.com) around much anymore...
At 3:16 PM, Allan R. Bevere said...: When Reverend Blackbeard saw the sign on the door of his new church, he realized he had his work cut out for him
At 10:10 PM, Holy Pirate said...: Seems like an Arrrbitrary bit of discrimination to me.
At 11:22 PM, The Ironic Catholic said...: Ye vile scurvy dogs! Prepare to be boarded! And I be bringin' me parrot and wit' me!

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Aye, me thinks the laddie has been hittin' the grog too early.
At 10:42 AM, RERC said...: Outer Banks shopkeepers are taking no chances.
At 12:57 PM, DannyG said...: It is sad to see how far Long John Silver's has come from its roots!
At 3:47 PM, The Ironic Catholic said...: Uh, that was "and I be bringing me parrot wit' me"

they have bad grammar, but not THAT bad
At 11:23 PM, Gord said...: Management was tired of repairing peg-leg holes in the flooring. ANd teh Parrot droppings were simply unsanitary.

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