Friday, October 12, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNER: Ironic Catholic:

After the Blackhawk helicopters were implemented, environmentalists were pleasantly surprised that people decided to take public transit in droves.

7 comments:

DannyG said...

You should see what they do to radar detectors!

Tom Jackson said...

Although Deputy Fife has been provided with a new helicopter to catch perpetrators, he is still allowed to carry only one heat-seeking missile.

Gord said...

The latest crackdown on street racing was declared a wild success.

bikingbrady said...

Helicopters in your mirror may appear closer than they really are...

Tom Jackson said...

Severely off-topic, but:
http://www.wishnow.com/zombie/
advertises a zombie yoga event in New York tomorrow. The organizers do not address the question whether Christian zombies should practice yoga.

"It is VITAL that we SWARM through WILLIAMSBURG as a LUMBERING CLUSTER OF ROTTING FLESH on our way to the park to do our zombie-yoga exercises. Why? Zombies are slow and must travel en masse for maximum impact. Besides, the hipsters wouldn't notice otherwise. (As a Zombie, isn't it great to finally find yourself someplace where you aren't judged by others for being dead or undead.)"

The Ironic Catholic said...

After the Blackhawk helicopters were implemented, environmentalists were pleasantly surprised that people decided to take public transit in droves.

gavin richardson said...

you know, i always wondered how a 200 mile per hour plane could accurately clock me going five miles over the speed limit from 100 feet in the air. never thought it would be tactical combat ready helicopter. stupid me