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Brett Royal: Turn or Burn
Matthew Akins: "And Jesus-Bubba lifted the meat and said 'This is my butt, roasted for you. Take of it and eat.'
He then lifted up the bowl and said "This is my sauce, it's a secret Family recipe, bottled for you (to take home or as a nice gift for friends or family)"
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"Our Barbeque, who art in heaven..."
A typical weekend at the First Chthuluan Baptist Church.
"And Jesus-Bubba lifted the meat and said 'This is my butt, roasted for you. Take of it and eat.'
He then lifted up the bowl and said "This is my sauce, it's a secret Family recipe, bottled for you (to take home or as a nice gift for friends or family)"
The seeker sensitive way of saying "Repent or perish!"
Bother! Just when I've lost my mobile!
Turn or Burn
progressive ride the fence church tried not to choose beef or pork, the next schism of the church
I'' go with Matthews':
"Our Barbeque, who art in heaven..."
...Definitely a hard saying from the PseudoPIGrapha.
Now this is a religion I can get into! Sign me up!
Holy wars fought over whether one can fully appreciate a chopped pork sandwich without cole-slaw on top of it.
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