Sunday, October 21, 2007

Caption Contest

Not too much time to blog today. I have two Charge Conferences today, one of which I am hosting for my Cluster. But here's a caption contest for your amusement. Hat tip to Crummy Church Signs.
Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Brett Royal: Turn or Burn

Matthew Akins: "And Jesus-Bubba lifted the meat and said 'This is my butt, roasted for you. Take of it and eat.'

He then lifted up the bowl and said "This is my sauce, it's a secret Family recipe, bottled for you (to take home or as a nice gift for friends or family)"

10 comments:

Matthew said...

"Our Barbeque, who art in heaven..."

Tom Jackson said...

A typical weekend at the First Chthuluan Baptist Church.

Matt said...

"And Jesus-Bubba lifted the meat and said 'This is my butt, roasted for you. Take of it and eat.'

He then lifted up the bowl and said "This is my sauce, it's a secret Family recipe, bottled for you (to take home or as a nice gift for friends or family)"

Allan R. Bevere said...

The seeker sensitive way of saying "Repent or perish!"

Olive Morgan said...

Bother! Just when I've lost my mobile!

Brett said...

Turn or Burn

gavin richardson said...

progressive ride the fence church tried not to choose beef or pork, the next schism of the church

Kansas Bob said...

I'' go with Matthews':

"Our Barbeque, who art in heaven..."

The Ironic Catholic said...

...Definitely a hard saying from the PseudoPIGrapha.

Nathan Mattox said...

Now this is a religion I can get into! Sign me up!

Holy wars fought over whether one can fully appreciate a chopped pork sandwich without cole-slaw on top of it.