- Pastoral care costs $1.99 a minute, including asking where the bathrooms are.
- You'll be paying this rate for thirty minutes while the pastor stands there and stares at you before answering.
- Worship services will, at least once a month, inexplicably stop in the middle. The worship service must then be restarted from the beginning.
- The Order of Worship will be wildly inaccurate.
What else would be a
glitch feature in a Microsoft church?
Hat tip: Gavin Richardson