Monday, October 08, 2007

Theological Pickup Lines

From a good list:
  • “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you."
  • “I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
  • ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
  • During communion say, “Can I get you another drink.”
  • “The Good Book said that I might be visited by angels unaware, but something must be wrong with my interpretation, because I am perfectly aware of you.”
  • “God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
  • “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”

Hat tip: Joe Carter

9 comments:

Sally said...

rofl... thanks John :-)

Patriot said...
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Tom Jackson said...

Oh, so it's "irresistible"?

That must be the problem. I keep saying "prevenient," and they always look at me funny and back away slowly.

Brett said...

Note that some of these lines work best in a Reformed Church. I agree with Tom. I can't think of any good pickup lines using "prevenient". I'm married, but if you are single and looking, switch denominations.

Tom Jackson said...

Right, but "Hi, I'm Tom and I'm totally depraved" probably wouldn't work too well, either.

Todd said...

"I'm on the way to perfection, but you are just about there."

Rev. J said...

My personal favorite...

would you be willing to experience the gift of tongues?

John said...

"Is that a Book of Resolutions in your pocket or...."

John said...

"Hey baby, let's go get Totally Depraved."